Weekend plans?

viperprincess · July 14th, 2006, 12:06 PM

So does anyone have exciting plans for the weekend?

Anaconda · July 14th, 2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by viperprincess

So does anyone have exciting plans for the weekend?

I'll be tucking my sack back, and dressing up as a woman, and going out. Should I PM you my number, so you can come along?

**Hog Whisperer** · July 14th, 2006, 12:10 PM

Why did you leave yesterday? We hadn't even got to the pooper takes yet?

And yeah, I'll be base jumping this weekend in Borneo.

AMong · July 14th, 2006, 12:12 PM

Base Jumping? You really are a crazy mo fo ! be safe ( if thats even possible )

**SeriousEric** · July 14th, 2006, 12:16 PM

Well Viperpenis ... Nothing quite as exciting as pulling on a black latex mask, donning a ball-gag and spending a weekend in Zed's trunk.

**-RUNNR** · July 14th, 2006, 12:24 PM

I plan on solving the worlds problems. But only after I finish off a few bottles of #7 first.

"I'm ok, I'm ok..."

**Jerome** · July 14th, 2006, 12:33 PM

I am going to prove that I am a better illusionist than Chris Angel is.

I am going to jerk off with a hand full of broken glass and cum real diamonds on Shania Twains tits. All that and not even cut myself.

Good thing I am circumcised or that could be a problem.

Where the hell do these retards come from around here?

viperprincess · July 14th, 2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Anaconda

I'll be tucking my sack back, and dressing up as a woman, and going out. Should I PM you my number, so you can come along?

Not my thing but thanks for the invite.

**catwood** · July 14th, 2006, 12:46 PM

My wife is throwing me a BD party bash Saturday night. She won't tell me any details other than it's not at home and a whole bunch of folks are showing up. She doesn't post here or else some of you could have been invited. I understand she's covering the alcohol.

**Minivan Man** · July 14th, 2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by catwood

My wife is throwing me a BD party bash Saturday night. She won't tell me any details other than it's not at home and a whole bunch of folks are showing up. She doesn't post here or else some of you could have been invited. I understand she's covering the alcohol.

Bliss Party at Catwood's house!

**catwood** · July 14th, 2006, 12:57 PM

don't mistake it for my dad's house. He'll think you're all there for another reason and won't know that he doesn't know you. Besides...he doesn't have much booze left anymore.

Although he's a retired sailor and would enjoy the Bliss Party if you brought some "brown gals".

**SeriousEric** · July 14th, 2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by viperprincess

Not my thing but thanks for the invite.

That's what you said to the OB/GYN when he called you up for a pap smear.

**SeriousEric** · July 14th, 2006, 01:25 PM

If you're really a harmless noob chick, I am soooo gonna apologize.

But until the VA GINA/MROB tingling along the back of my neck goes away, I am gonna treat you like the five Pakistani "brothers" that just moved in next door with the TCU bumper sticker and the Support Our Troops ribbon on the back of their heavily loaded Ryder van.

**SoCal Rebell** · July 14th, 2006, 01:35 PM

I'm headed to the Middle East to try and broker a peace deal between Isreal and.................................well everyone else there

viperprincess · July 14th, 2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

If you're really a harmless noob chick, I am soooo gonna apologize.

But until the VA GINA/MROB tingling along the back of my neck goes away, I am gonna treat you like the five Pakistani "brothers" that just moved in next door with the TCU bumper sticker and the Support Our Troops ribbon on the back of their heavily loaded Ryder van.

I am not an A/E. Really I'm not. I don't know how to make the tingling in your neck go away. Would I have stuck around for all this abuse if I was someone else? Wouldn't I have just went away when you all started about me being someone else?

**-RUNNR** · July 14th, 2006, 01:52 PM

No, they are persistant and hang around as much as they can....

**boplaw** · July 14th, 2006, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by viperprincess

I am not an A/E. Really I'm not. I don't know how to make the tingling in your neck go away. Would I have stuck around for all this abuse if I was someone else? Wouldn't I have just went away when you all started about me being someone else?

Perhaps the mods can confirm?

Back on topic:

I plan to fly up to Canada and take a ride in Lance18's $120,000Copperhead.

Of course I'll be sorely disappointed if his friend shows up with his Vega.

GTS Dean · July 14th, 2006, 02:27 PM

Birthday cruise - my '96 GTS is 10 on Saturday.