Has the Alley been abandoned?

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

I'm gonna stuff myself with Nacho Cheese Doritos, coffee and garlic before the next match.

Fuck. So much for my faggotry role play. Shot to shit in 23 minutes.

**RockStar** · July 11th, 2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Anaconda

Here, I'll play. This is me in my car.

What exactly were you caught doing that prompted such a response?

**packetjunkie** · July 11th, 2006, 02:54 PM

I'm going to wear a visor from Sea World and pull it low over my eyes....

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 03:02 PM

I will reach across the table and Dirty Sanchez your upper lip if I have to.

**Minivan Man** · July 11th, 2006, 03:02 PM

Does Anaconda look like Crockett. With the silly hat and all.

JT · July 11th, 2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

I'm going to wear a visor from Sea World and pull it low over my eyes....

Better yet:

http://www.viperalley.com/forum/atta...1&d=1152648126

**packetjunkie** · July 11th, 2006, 03:05 PM

Yeah, something like that, but with teeth.... because dolphins like to eat people.

**packetjunkie** · July 11th, 2006, 03:06 PM

Trey is throwing down the gauntlet:

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Originally Posted by KingGTS

"Hilarious. I'll give you both a shot at the title. I will let you and Eric both start first, allow you to tell me when to start, and still beat you."

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

Trey is throwing down the gauntlet:

I demand blood tests.

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 03:14 PM

Viper Alley All-Moderator arm wrestling shootout.

**packetjunkie** · July 11th, 2006, 03:14 PM

RockStar can run the numbers/odds.

Anaconda · July 11th, 2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

What exactly were you caught doing that prompted such a response?

Actually, if I recall correctly, I believe that someone said that I looked "stupid" or "retarded" or some variation on that theme. I disagreed, as I had recently worn my Court Jester outfit on a high-ranking job interview at IBM and got the job. And I know that they didn't say I looked stupid. Sure, you probably don't see someone in a Court Jester outfit driving a Viper every day, but I didn't feel the insult was warranted.

**RockStar** · July 11th, 2006, 03:22 PM

Early odds:

Trey - 4/1

Eric - 3/2

Pierce - 3/1

If I were a betting man, my money would be on Trey. I like the higher odds, and I've witnessed first hand that he will lie, cheat, and steal to win at anything anyone challenges him at.

Smart money goes on Schieve, based on his brute strength, low center of gravity, and Texas upbringing.

Pierce has to be the underdog just because Smackie and I will make damn sure that he doesn't get a wink of sleep the night before the big match.

ryan0 · July 11th, 2006, 03:26 PM

almost even money huh?.. scheive.. we can make some fat caysh if you take a dive!

**packetjunkie** · July 11th, 2006, 03:28 PM

I like being the underdog... gives me a chance to clean house.

First I'll make sure we are one burger short (again), only this time, I'm taking Trey's burger and not Smackie's (besides, Smackie needs more burgers). Plus I've got my Dolphin hat search working on eBay. Schieve is going soft with all these drinking trips to Mexico, so we'll just serve up the liquor and have him and WW singing love sonets to each other by midnight (at least they won't be filled with "Can you hear me now?" and sung by the glow of a cell phone 50 yards out).

While you and Smackie sing old AC/DC tunes, I'll have fixed the bunk beds that Trey and Jason managed to break and be snoozing over Trey with my Flipper movie poster hanging on the bottom of my bunk.

Oh, yeah, baby; I've got a plan this time.

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

Early odds:

Trey - 4/1

Eric - 3/2

Pierce - 3/1

If I were a betting man, my money would be on Trey. I like the higher odds, and I've witnessed first hand that he will lie, cheat, and steal to win at anything anyone challenges him at.

Smart money goes on Schieve, based on his brute strength, low center of gravity, and Texas upbringing.

Pierce has to be the underdog just because Smackie and I will make damn sure that he doesn't get a wink of sleep the night before the big match.

I'm dumping the aerobics portion of my workout and am replacing it with a full hour per day of advanced cheating.

**WickedWahine** · July 11th, 2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

I'm dumping the aerobics portion of my workout

You mean running up the stairs into our bedroom every time you think you hear a ziiiipppp?

**SeriousEric** · July 11th, 2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WickedWahine

You mean running up the stairs into our bedroom every time you think you hear a ziiiipppp?

SHUT UP! That behavior is inconsistent with my new gay story.

XS TORQ · July 11th, 2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

SHUT UP! That behavior is inconsistent with my new gay story.

Not necessarily.....