NASCAR spoilers

**Jerome** · June 25th, 2006, 02:43 PM

J. Gordon wins.....unless someone wrecks him......or the car breaks

J. Gordon puts boulder on model/gf's finger.

Hope this time he has a pre-nup

**packetjunkie** · June 25th, 2006, 04:35 PM

What kind of lame track is this?

**Jerome** · June 25th, 2006, 04:42 PM

Hell Mike, you are the last person I expected to see in this thread.

The course? Whatever Sears Point chooses to use with Nastycar.

**packetjunkie** · June 25th, 2006, 05:09 PM

After catching little Sean in the skirt that the other girls had put him in, I figure the little guy needed something a little more 'manly'; so I took the skirt off, shoed away the girls and put him in his bouncy and turned on NASCAR and stuck him in front of it.

I was expecting high speed; instead there are a bunch of cars drviing like 35 mph through twist and turns.

I checked around and the only other thing on was Forrest Gump; so we watched the NASCAR race until I was sure the skirt memory was gone.

**Jerome** · June 25th, 2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

After catching little Sean in the skirt that the other girls had put him in, I figure the little guy needed something a little more 'manly'; so I took the skirt off, shoed away the girls and put him in his bouncy and turned on NASCAR and stuck him in front of it.

I was expecting high speed; instead there are a bunch of cars drviing like 35 mph through twist and turns.

I checked around and the only other thing on was Forrest Gump; so we watched the NASCAR race until I was sure the skirt memory was gone.

Good father

This was a great race not too long ago. But like all things these days, people crying for equality have made NASCAR neuter the cars so that even the shittiest of driver has a chance these days.

Not much of of the cream rising to the top. Look at some of these guys who can't even turn left doing ok turning left and right.

**Jerome** · June 25th, 2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerome

J. Gordon wins.....unless someone wrecks him......or the car breaks

Man that was a tough call.

**SoCal Rebell** · June 25th, 2006, 07:53 PM

Wait till Chuck sees this

**Jerome** · June 25th, 2006, 08:12 PM

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Wait till Chuck sees this

Why is that Ron?

In a way I miss Craig busting on all of this.

Who has his email addy?

**Chuck 98 RT10** · June 25th, 2006, 10:58 PM

Hey Ron, where's Boris? LOL

Never bet against Gordon in a road race.

**Chuck 98 RT10** · June 25th, 2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

I was expecting high speed; instead there are a bunch of cars drviing like 35 mph through twist and turns.

I'm trying to get pissed off about this statement but something is missing. Maybe if you threw in the term "new Z06" or "Dodge sucks."

Is Craig off suspension yet? Please, bring him back. There's nobody to fight with.

**packetjunkie** · June 26th, 2006, 07:54 AM

Nothing wrong with twist and turns, I was just hoping that the sound of the cars racing at 200mph would be more inspirational to the little man.

**Chuck 98 RT10** · June 26th, 2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

Nothing wrong with twist and turns, I was just hoping that the sound of the cars racing at 200mph would be more inspirational to the little man.

Kids don't get interested in sports by watching them on tv. Get him a gocart.

**packetjunkie** · June 26th, 2006, 08:51 AM

Funny you should mention go-carts. When my first was born, I had one. Samantha was not even a month old and I loaded her up with me in it and we went for a ride.

I probably should have picked a better time; the house will full of family and two sets of grandparents. Next thing I know my Dad is driving up and telling me that my grandmother demands that I return home. When I get there I have a wife, a mother-in-law and two grandmothers waiting by the side of the road to pluck her from my arms and take her away while getting one of those looks like I'd better stay outside for a while.

I kept that go-kart for years - so much fun that was. I've replaced it with 3 4-wheelers that we ride at the farm frequently. Sean got his first four-wheeler ride last weekend.