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Old June 23rd, 2006, 02:00 PM   #1
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Nobody Loves Mexicans More Than Me.
I'm microwaving two delicious beef taco hot pockets for lunch.

How does this miracle come to pass that allows me to eat a hot petro-cheese beef byproduct and dough wad, hunched over my keyboard instead of going out for lunch like a human being? Why it's because of the MEXICAN of course. Thank you Mexican Man for the distant culinary ancestry of this delightful food simulation designed for the discerning astronaut's palate. I'm only able to eat this ... thing ... because of you ... and because this amazing stealth-food shit doesn't even register on our resident Haji food thief's radar.
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I'm microwaving two delicious beef taco hot pockets for lunch.

How does this miracle come to pass that allows me to eat a hot petro-cheese beef byproduct and dough wad, hunched over my keyboard instead of going out for lunch like a human being? Why it's because of the MEXICAN of course. Thank you Mexican Man for the distant culinary ancestry of this delightful food simulation designed for the discerning astronaut's palate. I'm only able to eat this ... thing ... because of you ... and because this amazing stealth-food shit doesn't even register on our resident Haji food theif's radar.

I just emailed Haji to warn him that the men's room would be un-inhabitable for the remainder of the afternoon...
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Old June 23rd, 2006, 02:04 PM   #3
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I'm microwaving two delicious beef taco hot pockets for lunch.

How does this miracle come to pass that allows me to eat a hot petro-cheese beef byproduct and dough wad, hunched over my keyboard instead of going out for lunch like a human being? Why it's because of the MEXICAN of course. Thank you Mexican Man for the distant culinary ancestry of this delightful food simulation designed for the discerning astronaut's palate. I'm only able to eat this ... thing ... because of you ... and because this amazing stealth-food shit doesn't even register on our resident Haji food thief's radar.
They're far better than the breakfast variety, luv. Wouldn't you agree?
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Old June 23rd, 2006, 02:06 PM   #4
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I just emailed Haji to warn him that the men's room would be un-inhabitable for the remainder of the afternoon...
I hate you for being right. I hate you even more for having unlimited access to cheese enchiladas with onions and chili sauce. Die in a menudo ass-fire!
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They're far better than the breakfast variety, luv. Wouldn't you agree?
The breakfast variety are unspeakably evil.
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The breakfast variety are unspeakably evil.
We can send men to the moon, make perfect fake breasts, but we cannot master the microwaving of egg. It's a travesty.
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I hate you even more for having unlimited access to cheese enchiladas with onions and chili sauce.


Bwa ha ha ha ha....all the chips, hot sauce, puffy tacos, carne guisada and guacamole a girl could eat too. And I really don't care WHAT language the waitress speaks, I have my messican restaurant talk down to a science.
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We can send men to the moon, make perfect fake breasts, but we cannot master the microwaving of egg. It's a travesty.
Everything's a travesty with you, Walter.
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Old June 23rd, 2006, 02:17 PM   #9
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Bwa ha ha ha ha....all the chips, hot sauce, puffy tacos, carne guisada and guacamole a girl could eat too. And I really don't care WHAT language the waitress speaks, I have my guacamole restaurant talk down to a science.
I'm mailing you a bone dry corn tortilla and some rice with lima beans in it. You'll rue the day you taunted me!
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Eight year-olds, Dude.
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Hey ... Beverage here!
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