Which came first, VA or the mOrg's VA?

**boplaw** · June 21st, 2006, 04:53 PM

I searched but didn't see where this had been discussed before.

Can someone enlighten me?

**kungfool** · June 21st, 2006, 05:02 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the original... Although both names were coined by our very own DB.

You can thank me for the mOrg.

Cheers man.

**SeriousEric** · June 21st, 2006, 05:33 PM

The morgue's VA was a token attempt by Turd Ferguson And The Windbreakers to pacify the shit talkers and keep us contained in a little sandbox where lit farts and midget jello wrestling wouldn't offend Judge Smails and the DC hoi polloi.

We wouldn't be closeted. We insisted on being able to offend loudly, publicly and even have our own yearly Jackass Pride parade if we wanted to. So we congregated here. I guess you could kinda think of this as the Castro district of boorish immature behavior.

E-Slab · June 21st, 2006, 05:34 PM

Windbreakers is a term that hasnt been used around here in at least a year. It almost smells like June of '03 not '06.

The memories....

**kungfool** · June 21st, 2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by E-Slab

The memories....

If only I could remember!!!

LOL

JT · June 22nd, 2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SeriousEric

T Turd Ferguson And The Windbreakers

I think I heard them play at a bar in college once. But I was drunk, so I am not sure.....

**RockStar** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:48 AM

Red jelly dildo.

**WickedWahine** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

Red jelly dildo.

That's Turd Ferguson & The Windbreakers' opening band.

**RockStar** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:50 AM

Don't mind me, I'm just making sure that if MP decides to give away another iPod Nano to a random selection of members that have 2 consecutive posts in one thread, that I've already got my qualifications in order.

**RockStar** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:50 AM

Damn, WW had to jump in there.

**RockStar** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WickedWahine

That's Turd Ferguson & The Windbreakers' opening band.

I saw them at a house party last weekend. That place was outta control!

**WickedWahine** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

I saw them at a house party last weekend. That place was outta control!

Did CTBarb jump on stage, show everyone her tits, and stagedive to the cold concrete floor?

**packetjunkie** · June 22nd, 2006, 08:58 AM

I believe it went something like this:

. Members revolted and demanded a forum space of their own;
. Members were told to form a committee and present the plan at VOI;
. Said plan was then rejected without any consideration;
. Members were banned for implied profanity and left for greener pastures;
. Herbert, upon seeing so many people leave, tried to toss a bone, but it was too late - the migration away from DotCom was about to occur as the Alley was born.

Said bone appears to have stayed for no other reason than apparently Herbert was too busy counting the money he was making from the site to notice it was there and not getting used.

**RockStar** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by WickedWahine

Did CTBarb jump on stage, show everyone her tits, and stagedive to the cold concrete floor?

When the EMT recussitated her, she bit his tongue, gave him a wink, and dragged his sorry ass into the bedroom with her and her husband.

I'm pretty sure I heard the sounds of farm animals and a gas powered weed whacker, but I wasn't going to investigate.

**Hog Whisperer** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by packetjunkie

I believe it went something like this:

. Members revolted and demanded a forum space of their own;
. Members were told to form a committee and present the plan at VOI;
. Said plan was then rejected without any consideration;
. Members were banned for implied profanity and left for greener pastures;
. Herbert, upon seeing so many people leave, tried to toss a bone, but it was too late - the migration away from DotCom was about to occur as the Alley was born.

Said bone appears to have stayed for no other reason than apparently Herbert was too busy counting the money he was making from the site to notice it was there and not getting used.

So true....

I think Flanders was not only distracted by his money counting but also from cherry picking the classifieds before they were posted to the rest of the site.

**Biggest** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Whisperer

So true....

I think Flanders was not only distracted by his money counting but also from cherry picking the classifieds before they were posted to the rest of the site.

Damn I'm grateful for this site!!!

I've probably been on the mOrgue only 10 times or so since we left, primarily to stir shit or view some controversy...

**Hog Whisperer** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:24 AM

Same here, Biggs. When I get on that site I always have to reset my password because it's usually been long enough inbetween logons that I've cleared my cookies.

**Biggest** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:25 AM

I'll have to suggest that to my date tomorrow night...

Hey sweetheart, will you help me clear my cookies?

**Whitebeard** · June 22nd, 2006, 09:55 AM

It was the chicken......