Last night I saw, what was to me, one of the most disturbing things I have ever witnessed in a movie. My wife and I rented "A History of Violence" and I enjoyed the movie but then there was one scene, about 2/3 of the way through the movie.
Vigo (now known as Joey) has just finished nailing a very hot Maria Bello when all of a sudden she walks out of the bathroom with her robe open all the way down. Low and behold what do we have? We have a gigantically unkempt, black hairy and billowing vag.
This is Mario Bello, millions of men would like nothing more than to ride up in that like a freight train. This is the girl who made Coyote Ugly actually worth viewing.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was shocked and appalled. What was thought to be the very gateway to boyhood dreams has been reduced to a massively hairy cooch. For fuck's sake, you are about to be seen by the world on the big screen, at least give it a fucking trim. How about a hot wax, a brazilian or even just taking a fucking dog grooming clipper to the beaver.
I had nightmares and cannot get the image out of my head.
Geez, I am soooo sorry. I am still shuddering over last year's trip to a water park with my sister in law's mother. I had no idea pubes could get quite so grey and bushy. For God's sake, it looked like she had Willie Nelson hidden up her cooter.
Doc, I can't believe anyone could be so appalled by the soft, silky fur of a woman's bush. Send them my way if they don't do it for you. I'm not that particular.
Last night I saw, what was to me, one of the most disturbing things I have ever witnessed in a movie. My wife and I rented "A History of Violence" and I enjoyed the movie but then there was one scene, about 2/3 of the way through the movie.
Vigo (now known as Joey) has just finished nailing a very hot Maria Bello when all of a sudden she walks out of the bathroom with her robe open all the way down. Low and behold what do we have? We have a gigantically unkempt, black hairy and billowing vag.
This is Mario Bello, millions of men would like nothing more than to ride up in that like a freight train. This is the girl who made Coyote Ugly actually worth viewing.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was shocked and appalled. What was thought to be the very gateway to boyhood dreams has been reduced to a massively hairy cooch. For fuck's sake, you are about to be seen by the world on the big screen, at least give it a fucking trim. How about a hot wax, a brazilian or even just taking a fucking dog grooming clipper to the beaver.
I had nightmares and cannot get the image out of my head.
I am scarred for life.
I saw that too. It was horrible. Other than that, it was a great movie.
I agree. Keny were you at the poker game last night? There were some names I didn't recognize and thought you might have changed yours. Now back to talking about bush.
I agree. Keny were you at the poker game last night? There were some names I didn't recognize and thought you might have changed yours. Now back to talking about bush.
Hey Sniffer, if it ain't got no hair, can you still refer to it as a beaver?
I agree. Keny were you at the poker game last night? There were some names I didn't recognize and thought you might have changed yours. Now back to talking about bush.
No, I didn't make it there. I did register using the remarkably boring name of Kenny SRT-10.
Doc, I can't believe anyone could be so appalled by the soft, silky fur of a woman's bush. Send them my way if they don't do it for you. I'm not that particular.
I’m in the ‘happy medium’ train of thought on this subject. Some sculpting & styling is mos def in order, but bare naughty bits are very unattractive and perversely Lolita-ish looking to me.
Ron wouldn't have let her get away with that in any of his scenes. WTF was the director thinking?
History of Violence was brought you by David Cronenberg. He of Dead Ringers and Crashfame. Not Crash the oscar winning race relations flic, rather Crash, the people who have sex cripple's vagina like leg wounds whilst gettting in car crashes.
History of Violence was brought you by David Cronenberg. He of Dead Ringers and Crashfame. Not Crash the oscar winning race relations flic, rather Crash, the people who have sex cripple's vagina like leg wounds whilst gettting in car crashes.
Enough said.
E and I have watched that Crash a few times. It’s a guilty pleasure.
