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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:06 AM   #1
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A letter to Clownshoe
DeAr cLoWnShOe, I hAvE uR gTs. iT Is uNhArMeD. fOr NoW. i DoNt no iF I WiLl bE rEtErNiNg It tHo. iF yU eVaR WaNt tO sEe It AgAn yOu wIlL kEeP tHe cOpS oUt oF tHis. WaIt FoUr FeRtHuR InStRuCkShUNs.
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:10 AM   #2
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:12 AM   #3
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:14 AM   #4
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:14 AM   #5
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No other car can make normally law abiding citizens go this mad. Damn I miss my B&W......
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:37 AM   #8
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DeAr cLoWnShOe, I hAvE uR gTs. iT Is uNhArMeD. fOr NoW. i DoNt no iF I WiLl bE rEtErNiNg It tHo. iF yU eVaR WaNt tO sEe It AgAn yOu wIlL kEeP tHe cOpS oUt oF tHis. WaIt FoUr FeRtHuR InStRuCkShUNs.

You're cracking me up, girl.

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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:39 AM   #9
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No other car can make normally law abiding citizens go this mad. Damn I miss my B&W......
Here Janni - let me rub some salt in your wound:
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:42 AM   #10
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Here Janni - let me rub some salt in your wound:
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:48 AM   #11
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In all seriousness, Eric and I owe CS a HUGE debt of gratitude for his generous offer to let us babysit his GTS for five days. You just don't find kindness and trust like that in anybody and CS is a helluva guy for giving his baby to us to play with. We owe him big time for this.

We've been pining for our sportscars like mad and though we've taken a couple years off of high performance rides in order to do the post-divorce-subsequent-remarriage-life-rebuild, we've both decided over the last few days that we really need to get a Viper back into the garage. It's lit us both up like a couple of kids on Christmas Day and made us realize just how itchy we are. So we're putting our antennas out in search of a good deal falling at the right time and we'll get back into the game.

BuT i StIlL mIgHt KeEp ClOwNiE'S CaR alL tHe SaMe.
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:49 AM   #12
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Amen to that. When we get another one it's going to be a B&W. Damn but driving CS's car is giving us the itch. M took it to work today and she's been positively squeaking at me via txt msgs all morning. She's got it bade.
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:52 AM   #13
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Here Janni - let me rub some salt in your wound:
Bite me.

I've got like 47,000 things on my "list of things to buy" list. And right now, I had managed to move another GTS down a few notches. It's posts like this that cause me to do MAJOR list realignment.

We were just saying the other night that NOTHING moves you like the B&W. Sigh..... gotta look for someone that thinks it's just a 10 year old Dodge and prices it accordingly....
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Old June 5th, 2006, 11:53 AM   #14
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I'm gonna go drive mine right now in memory of all who had one and sold it.
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Get another one E.
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I'm gonna go drive mine right now in memory of all who had one and sold it.
I'd drive mine but its too FUCKING hot outside!
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Get another one E.
Ohhhhh when we get another one it's gonna be under joint ownership, dude. I've got as much passion as Eric when it comes to speed. Luckily, he thinks that's fantastic, and is eager to see me track it right along with him.
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Old June 5th, 2006, 12:08 PM   #19
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Get another one E.
Yeah Jeff, we sure want to! It's a hobby we both enjoy so much and really miss. I think we'll probably make it happen.
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