And yet here you are, the one individual who most exemplifies that your thrilling -30 has replaced any ability to utter even a simple minded witticism.
It like debating with a mongoloid child, although a short one at that and even Benny managed to get laid, even if Arnie had to "defend" him afterward. You have the mental acuity of crack baby, dropped on it's head and then shaken continuously for the first year of its life.
Somehow you survived childhood, which is once again proof that darwinian evolution does not apply to humanity.
Your only attempt to defend or ridicule is the clone comment, you need to move on and actually attempt audacity. You could always enter the local spelling bee, it's the sport of the future and the only one I have seen that you could possibly excel at. You may even get on prime time television.
WAR URSPACHE - UR·SPRA·CHE , NOUN - SPRACHE, LANGUAGE, SPEECH
You could always enter the local spelling bee, it's the sport of the future and the only one I have seen that you could possibly excel at. You may even get on prime time television.
I've seen Scrabble on ESPN before. He could do that. And the great part is, he wouldn't have to adjust the microphone stand everytime, when it was his turn.
And yet here you are, the one individual who most exemplifies that your thrilling -30 has replaced any ability to utter even a simple minded witticism.
It like debating with a mongoloid child, although a short one at that and even Benny managed to get laid, even if Arnie had to "defend" him afterward. You have the mental acuity of crack baby, dropped on it's head and then shaken continuously for the first year of its life.
Somehow you survived childhood, which is once again proof that darwinian evolution does not apply to humanity.
Your only attempt to defend or ridicule is the clone comment, you need to move on and actually attempt audacity. You could always enter the local spelling bee, it's the sport of the future and the only one I have seen that you could possibly excel at. You may even get on prime time television.
WAR URSPACHE - UR·SPRA·CHE , NOUN - SPRACHE, LANGUAGE, SPEECH
Please stop now....Just fuckin stop. Just how the fuck can someone with your astonishingly deplorable mental aptitude even start commenting on "inferior intellect"? Watching you make these unqualified statements is the equivalent of school toddler armed with a box of crayola's criticize Picasso and DaVinci ad the Louvre. Im not calling any of these guys Picasso or Davinci, but I am calling you an idiot. When the vast majority of your pseudo-insults are comprised of one syllable words and a slew of smilies, you might as well shut the fuck up, find a corner and die. We wont miss you.
Please stop now....Just fuckin stop. Just how the fuck can someone with your astonishingly deplorable mental aptitude even start commenting on "inferior intellect"? Watching you make these unqualified statements is the equivalent of school toddler armed with a box of crayola's criticize Picasso and DaVinci ad the Louvre. Im not calling any of these guys Picasso or Davinci, but I am calling you an idiot. When the vast majority of your pseudo-insults are comprised of one syllable words and a slew of smilies, you might as well shut the fuck up, find a corner and die. We wont miss you.
WAR YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CRAYONS TO YOUR CORNER!!!
(Smokin 6/5/05)
Hey, that wasn't half bad. So you are saying that at one point in time Smokin actually had the ability to defend himself with a rational thought process and actual smack?
This brings us to the next point, what has happened in the past year?
1) Jason has taken to eating lead paint chips
2) Lacking the ability to get laid, Jason decides to use his small stature as an advantage and becomes a major player in the baby fetish camps where he dresses in a diaper and has large women sooth him. Unfortunately, he complained for too long and Brunhilde had to shake him to quiet him down, which brings us back to shaken baby syndrome.
3) Just like a vestigal organ that goes away from a lack of use, Jason's reliance on rep to fight his battles has resulted in a complete disappearance of smack skills. This can be likened to a married woman's inability to give a decent blowjob.
Hey, that wasn't half bad. So you are saying that at one point in time Smokin actually had the ability to defend himself with a rational thought process and actual smack?
This brings us to the next point, what has happened in the past year?
1) Jason has taken to eating lead paint chips
2) Lacking the ability to get laid, Jason decides to use his small stature as an advantage and becomes a major player in the baby fetish camps where he dresses in a diaper and has large women sooth him. Unfortunately, he complained for too long and Brunhilde had to shake him to quiet him down, which brings us back to shaken baby syndrome.
3) Just like a vestigal organ that goes away from a lack of use, Jason's reliance on rep to fight his battles has resulted in a complete disappearance of smack skills. This can be likened to a married woman's inability to give a decent blowjob.
WAR IF YOU DON'T USE IT WILL YOU LOSE IT?
What I'm saying Doc.......is that I pulled that from the VERY FIRST page of his section of the WAR Room! Now I don't know him and am not trying to fast rope from his sack.......but......ripping the guy for smack ability is ridiculous!
And yet here you are, the one individual who most exemplifies that your thrilling -30 has replaced any ability to utter even a simple minded witticism.
It like debating with a mongoloid child, although a short one at that and even Benny managed to get laid, even if Arnie had to "defend" him afterward. You have the mental acuity of crack baby, dropped on it's head and then shaken continuously for the first year of its life.
Somehow you survived childhood, which is once again proof that darwinian evolution does not apply to humanity.
Your only attempt to defend or ridicule is the clone comment, you need to move on and actually attempt audacity. You could always enter the local spelling bee, it's the sport of the future and the only one I have seen that you could possibly excel at. You may even get on prime time television.
WAR URSPACHE - UR·SPRA·CHE , NOUN - SPRACHE, LANGUAGE, SPEECH
This post is dead nuts on. Rep reliance has brought Smokin's game WAAAAYYYY down. And the rep system lost any credibility it may have once had the day that dim witted primate showed up swinging a thirty point club.
So, Toby, I actually believe that your original thesis or rep replacing smack was valid UNTIL just recently. Now, thanks to Smokin (and only Smokin, because the other guys in the circle jerk are actually well liked and it's possible for them to swing that kind of rep) we are experiencing a Smack Revival, the Renaissance of Smack, if you will.
So thanks, Smoke!
Who would have every thought a monkey would lead us out of the Dark Age of Rep and into Smack Enlightenment?
This brings us to the next point, what has happened in the past year?
i cant speak for smokin, but i'll tell you what has done it for me..
'clones', 'noobs', 'b-squad', or what ever you want to call them cant concede when theyve lost.
you thraash them until any rational thinking human being would give up.. and they follow up with a photoshop, a 'youre fat', or 'you cant get laid' blast, combined with a statement about how they just 'won'.
they also dont realize that 'king of the dorks' is not a crown to be worn with pride.. just because some turd with 5 posts chimes in and says 'go you, youre winning' doesnt make it so.. when i first came here and was getting into it with se, smokin and toby.. red5 backed me up once.. did i let that go to my head?.. hell no.. i turned around and bitch slapped him the hell out of my corner. (those threads are in best-of btw.. something you just dont see anymore)
rep should have been use honestly.. good smack is good smack no matter who it comes from.. haji's buddy is case in point.. but that system has been ass fucked to all hell.
im tired of taking on all comers, simply because of these reasons.. you cant win arguing with a retard if they dont realizae that theyre retarded.
now fuck all ya'll
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i cant speak for smokin, but i'll tell you what has done it for me..
'clones', 'noobs', 'b-squad', or what ever you want to call them cant concede when theyve lost.
you thraash them until any rational thinking human being would give up.. and they follow up with a photoshop, a 'youre fat', or 'you cant get laid' blast, combined with a statement about how they just 'won'.
they also dont realize that 'king of the dorks' is not a crown to be worn with pride.. just because some turd with 5 posts chimes in and says 'go you, youre winning' doesnt make it so.. when i first came here and was getting into it with se, smokin and toby.. red5 backed me up once.. did i let that go to my head?.. hell no.. i turned around and bitch slapped him the hell out of my corner.
rep should have been use honestly.. good smack is good smack no matter who it comes from.. haji's buddy is case in point.. but that system has been ass fucked to all hell.
im tired of taking on all comers, simply because of these reasons.. you cant win arguing with a retard if they dont realizae that theyre retarded.
now fuck all ya'll
The problem is you and Smoke have a very different definition of the term clone. To Smokin, a clone is anyone who's not in his circle jerk group. To him, you are a clone.
I totally agree with what you are saying Ryan, but I think Smokin basically uses the " I'm not going to respond to a clone." excuse when he just can't think of anything to say.
What I'm saying Doc.......is that I pulled that from the VERY FIRST page of his section of the WAR Room! Now I don't know him and am not trying to fast rope from his sack.......but......ripping the guy for smack ability is ridiculous!
Ripping him on smack ability is not ridiculous. What have you done for me lately? According to your notion we should hire Tony Mandarich as the starting all-pro guard for the NFL all star team.
Dwight Gooden and Daryl Strawberry may not be the team you want to start.
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The problem is you and Smoke have a very different definition of the term clone. To Smokin, a clone is anyone who's not in his circle jerk group. To him, you are a clone.
I totally agree with what you are saying Ryan, but I think Smokin basically uses the " I'm not going to respond to a clone." excuse when he just can't think of anything to say.
It seems neg repping is the smack of last resort for anyone, clone or not, that couldn't stand on his own in a thread and just looks for the one avenue at getting even.
