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What, a PRINCE can't afford CONDOMS???
Old June 1st, 2006, 03:34 PM   #1
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What, a PRINCE can't afford CONDOMS???

Sweet merciful (and foolish) fuck!

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Unmarried Monaco prince acknowledges child
Lawyer tells magazine daughter, 14, in California is Albert's 2nd-known kid
The Associated Press


Updated: 7:10 a.m. PT June 1, 2006
PARIS - Monaco’s Prince Albert II has acknowledged he is the father of a second illegitimate child, a 14-year-old girl living in California, his lawyer said in an interview published Thursday.

Albert, ruler of the tiny Mediterranean principality, “officially recognizes a paternity that was legally established a few weeks ago,” lawyer Thierry Lacoste was quoted as saying in France’s Le Figaro newspaper.

Albert had initially planned to keep his parentage of Jazmin Grace Rotolo secret until she reached adulthood, but “the situation had become untenable for her” in recent weeks amid increasing speculation about her father, Lacoste said.

Monaco’s royal palace refused to comment on the “private affairs of the prince,” spokeswoman Christiane Stahl said.

However, Lacoste’s secretary confirmed Thursday that the lawyer gave an interview to Le Figaro and said his office did not contest the newspaper’s account of his comments. The secretary refused to be quoted by name and said that Lacoste was abroad and unavailable for comment.

French media reports have said Albert had a brief affair with the girl’s mother, Tamara Rotolo, in 1991 when she vacationed on the Cote d’Azur.

No right to family name
The prince’s daughter, who lives in Palm Springs, is welcome in Monaco, Lacoste said, but she cannot take the throne and will not bear the Grimaldi family name. Neither will Albert’s other illegitimate child, 3-year-old Alexandre.

The 48-year-old ruler, who has never married, acknowledged last July that he had fathered the boy out of wedlock with a former Togolese flight attendant.

Last year, Albert told The New York Times that other women had made similar claims. “I don’t know of any others that could be true,” he said.

Rotolo made a paternity claim shortly after the child was born, he told the Times, but after a U.S. court dismissed the case, he thought the matter had gone away. Since the story of Alexandre hit the media, though, he said she had contacted his lawyer again.

© 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:38 PM   #2
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He probably figures, " What the fuck, I'm Prince of Monaco."

With only two illegitimates surfacing from his 48 years, I'd like to congratulate him for his self control. I'd be leaving the little bastards everywhere.
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:40 PM   #3
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And ... in even more worser news ...

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Anna Nicole Smith: 'Yes, I Am Pregnant'
Jun 1, 11:13 AM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed that she's pregnant, in a video clip posted on her Web site.

"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing," the 38-year-old former reality TV star and Playboy playmate says.

Smith, who is floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool as a small white dog barks in the background, did not provide any details.

Her lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, could not be reached by The Associated Press on Thursday for comment.

Early last month, there were reports that Smith was expecting a baby. Stern issued a written statement saying, "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet.

"If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."

Smith has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from her first marriage.

She married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, she has feuded with Marshall's son, Pierce Marshall, over her entitlement to the tycoon's estate.

Smith won a judgment from the Supreme Court last month that allows her to continue to seek part of Marshall's fortune.
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:41 PM   #4
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Albert fucked Anna too?
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:43 PM   #5
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Is it Stern's (her lawyer)?
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:45 PM   #6
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I think it was artificial constipation.
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Old June 1st, 2006, 03:51 PM   #7
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And, in News Of The Weird ...

The National Health Service office in Dundee, Scotland, has recommended toilet techniques for the estimated one-third of the population that suffers from bowel and bladder dysfunction, according to an April report in The Times of London. The pamphlet, "Good Defecation Dynamics," lists preferred breathing habits and describes the proper, upright, seated posture for effective elimination ("Keep your mouth open as you bulge and widen"), and encourages support for the feet, perhaps "a small footstool." [The Times (London), 4-29-06]
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Old June 1st, 2006, 04:51 PM   #8
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Old June 1st, 2006, 04:59 PM   #9
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I think for all the harm he has caused, Prince Albert should be in the can.
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