So tell me, I need a little insight on something, when a man tells a woman that he thinks she is "High Maintenance" what exactly is a man saying?
Is this always a negative thing?
It means they require alot of attention. It can also refer to material possession - the need to have the best of everything and not one to settle for the cheap stuff.
So tell me, I need a little insight on something, when a man tells a woman that he thinks she is "High Maintenance" what exactly is a man saying?
Is this always a negative thing?
So tell me, I need a little insight on something, when a man tells a woman that he thinks she is "High Maintenance" what exactly is a man saying?
Is this always a negative thing?
It means that her basic cable package at her place gets to be pretty fucking boring to watch while he waits, time after time, while she spends way too much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out.
It means that her basic cable package at her place gets to be pretty fucking boring to watch while he waits, time after time, while she spends way too much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out.
You read my fucking mind! I know all too well about basic cable package syndrome.
You read my fucking mind! I know all too well about basic cable package syndrome.
A couple years ago, I was dating some girl that refused to have any cable, on the grounds that it "rotted your brain." Instead she had a pretty large collection of DVDs and VCR tapes. Let's just say that most of the titles would require a "rotted brain" to watch. Anyway, she did have Caddyshack, which I watched one time while waiting. So I had that going for me, which was nice.
A couple years ago, I was dating some girl that refused to have any cable, on the grounds that it "rotted your brain." Instead she had a pretty large collection of DVDs and VCR tapes. Let's just say that most of the titles would require a "rotted brain" to watch. Anyway, she did have Caddyshack, which I watched one time while waiting. So I had that going for me, which was nice.
It actually means that if you don't change her oil at least twice a week that eventually her engine will shut down and she won't turn over in the morning.
And these days.....very few carry extended warranties....
It actually means that if you don't change her oil at least twice a week that eventually her engine will shut down and she won't turn over in the morning.
And these days.....very few carry extended warranties....
A couple years ago, I was dating some girl that refused to have any cable, on the grounds that it "rotted your brain." Instead she had a pretty large collection of DVDs and VCR tapes. Let's just say that most of the titles would require a "rotted brain" to watch. Anyway, she did have Caddyshack, which I watched one time while waiting. So I had that going for me, which was nice.
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Last edited by Motor City MadMan : May 26th, 2006 at 09:55 AM.
A beautiful woman with "standards" is like owning an exotic car such as an Enzo Ferrari.
You adore/love it, you pamper it, your drive it hard, you spend spend spend on it, you keep it finely tuned, yet she wants more and more.
But...what she does for you in return makes it all worth it. She loves you back, she strokes your ego (or whatever ) she pampers you with her style, grace, passion and power etc.
Sometimes though...that can be a bit much, even for the most passionate individual.
Sometimes you just want to hop into the Lexus (nice yet it only requires gas and tire rotations once in a while) for a cruise and not deal with 600HP of exotic sexual bliss of the Ferrari.
Once in a while "venting" about having such a exotic in ones life is ok in my book but if it's consistent...you have to take a hard look at the situation.
Maybe its too much for the person because they are not man enough or maybe the exotic has become so "high maintenance" that it clouds the joy of having it.
Sometimes people renew the love affair and others stick her out in the front lawn with a for sale sign.
Either way...staying in a situation long term without addressing the problems will only end up in bitterness and a broken down pile of parts.
A beautiful woman with "standards" is like owning an exotic car such as an Enzo Ferrari.
You adore/love it, you pamper it, your drive it hard, you spend spend spend on it, you keep it finely tuned, yet she wants more and more.
But...what she does for you in return makes it all worth it. She loves you back, she strokes your ego (or whatever ) she pampers you with her style, grace, passion and power etc.
Sometimes though...that can be a bit much, even for the most passionate individual.
Sometimes you just want to hop into the Lexus (nice yet it only requires gas and tire rotations once in a while) for a cruise and not deal with 600HP of exotic sexual bliss of the Ferrari.
Once in a while "venting" about having such a exotic in ones life is ok in my book but if it's consistent...you have to take a hard look at the situation.
Maybe its too much for the person because they are not man enough or maybe the exotic has become so "high maintenance" that it clouds the joy of having it.
Sometimes people renew the love affair and others stick her out in the front lawn with a for sale sign.
Either way...staying in a situation long term without addressing the problems will only end up in bitterness and a broken down pile of parts.
If I can borrow your analogy and add one last thing:
) she pampers you with her style, grace, passion and power etc. 
