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Old May 9th, 2006, 12:57 PM   #1
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After a long night of making love, I noticed a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.

I begin to worry.

"Is this your husband?" I nervously ask.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to me.

"Your boyfriend, then?" I continue.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at my ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" I inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" I demanded.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM   #2
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After a long night of making love, I noticed a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.

I begin to worry.

"Is this your husband?" I nervously ask.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to me.

"Your boyfriend, then?" I continue.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at my ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" I inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" I demanded.

"That's me before the surgery."
This story should end, "Later that night after I had finished disposing of the corpse...."
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:13 PM   #3
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After a long night of making love, I noticed a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.

I begin to worry.

"Is this your husband?" I nervously ask.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to me.

"Your boyfriend, then?" I continue.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at my ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" I inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" I demanded.

"That's me before the surgery."

That is how I met Hallie Mills
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Old May 9th, 2006, 01:45 PM   #4
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My "most embarassing" story is actually probably the funniest. My girlfriend at the time and I went to the bathroom upstairs after Thanksgiving dinner. We were in there having bathroom counter sex, and despite the fact that I locked the door, somehow my dad just walked in. He just looked at us, and said with a perfectly straight face...and this is the exact quote...."Can you two hurry up? I have to take a shit."

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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:07 PM   #5
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The first time, I jousted her cornhole.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:08 PM   #6
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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:19 PM   #7
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My "most embarassing" story is actually probably the funniest. My girlfriend at the time and I went to the bathroom upstairs after Thanksgiving dinner. We were in there having bathroom counter sex, and despite the fact that I locked the door, somehow my dad just walked in. He just looked at us, and said with a perfectly straight face...and this is the exact quote...."Can you two hurry up? I have to take a shit."

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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:52 PM   #8
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The first time, I jousted her cornhole.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 02:55 PM   #9
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I have missed wide right on more than a few occasions. Usually it's on purpose, but not always.

I guess after a few drinks I'm a pretty sloppy cocksman.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:14 PM   #10
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:47 PM   #11
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My "most embarassing" story is actually probably the funniest. My girlfriend at the time and I went to the bathroom upstairs after Thanksgiving dinner. We were in there having bathroom counter sex, and despite the fact that I locked the door, somehow my dad just walked in. He just looked at us, and said with a perfectly straight face...and this is the exact quote...."Can you two hurry up? I have to take a shit."

I am not making this story up.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:49 PM   #12
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:54 PM   #13
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yes.. i think he was legitimately refrencing "Roadracer extraordinaire" in your user profile.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:47 PM   #15
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On purpose or accidentally?
No..as in the first time ever..

I apparantly didn't know how to find the ole' ham wallet in the dark.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:49 PM   #16
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No..as in the first time ever..

I apparantly didn't know how to find the ole' ham wallet in the dark.
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