Just got a PM from CliffyWindbag ... He's vacationing from his "Spin City" gig for the Mayor Of NYC and is out chasing tornadoes on the plains. Is he freaking nuts?? Yup, I'm afraid he is, but that's what he does. Pray for death, destruction and supercells in his immediate vicinity ... it's what he likes. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
He also cut loose with an excellent graphic blast on my old "bag" neighbor that I thought I should share.
How the hell are ya!? Just pulled into some Nowhereville, USA about 30 miles west of Memphis. I'll spend the night and then continue on to Oklahoma City tomorrow. Well, that is, if I continue to be unimpressed by the surface low forecast to eject into the Nebraska panhandle tomorrow afternoon. If that intensifies, I may try to make it out there by the early evening showtime. Right now, it looks like The Alley is making its late season migration toward the northern Plains. That doesn't mean, though, that I won't be down in Big Sky country sometime over the next 5 1/2 weeks. Even if I don't make it down that way, expect a call from your friendly neighborhood Cliffy at some point in the near future.
Not that anyone would ever miss me here (since they barely know me at all), but let the Alley faithful know that I've not deserted. Rather, there's barely enough time to pull a glancing testicle adjustment, much less to serve up a respectable polemic in a good thread. Case in point, the story you spun about that menopausal libertine-in-denial dooshbag, who probably wishes her stank cooch would get as wet as her salivary glands when you slide by in your call-of-the-carnal snake. Sounds to me like she's craving attention from someone other than her husband, someone who latches onto those libidinous little tendencies she tries so hard to hide from that forever flacid Captain Viagra with whom she lives. Stupid bitch. You handled it perfectly. Although, I probably would have told her that, because of her insolence, she could forget about me fucking her in her peach skin geriatric ass, unless I could give her a bareback colonoscopy and paint the walls of her sigmoid with a generous lathering of protein paint. What a cry for help. Glad you handled it like you did. Had you not been confrontational, I fear you may have had to endure that schmegma slurping, foreskin smoking sex-starved cock hound flirting with you. Sorry you had to put up with that nonsensical bullshit. A waste of your time. What's happened since then? Any more indication that she might actually be obtuse enough to go through with pressing charges against you? Do tell. Your story was pure entertainment . . . and I could use some of that on this seemingly neverending crawl across the country.
oh my it looks like old Fogel has picked up the "Alley" style quite nicely. gone for the most part are the $20 words and have been replaced by dooshbag, cooch, bitch, fuck, "peach skin geriatric ass," "protein paint," and my favorite "schmegma slurping foreskin smoking sex starved cock hound"
kudos to David and his new style! if his sorry new york ass ever makes it down to Texas, he is supposed to swing by Dallas and hang out with me and christina. we'll see if he ever shows!
I know they are against the law here at the Alley...but...will you be my AE?....please...(I'll pay) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Clark
LMFAO!! Believe it or not, but Clifford is real ... and he's not me. Honestly, I turned him up while snooping under rocks and kicking over old rotten stumps over on crossedflags.com. He came outta his den snapping and growling like a grumpy badger on crack. I almost lost a couple fingers! We had us quite a tussle ... and as I keep on finding out more and more as I get older, I end up liking the ones that I don't get along with right at first. Why is that? Anyone else notice that phenomenon ... Weird huh?
Anyhow, Cliffy's an interesting character. He does the all the PR writing and press releases and whatnot for the mayor of NYC (think "Spin City"), and chases freakin' tornadoes in his spare time. A maniac worthy of Alley citizenship, I think.
He does the all the PR writing and press releases and whatnot for the mayor of NYC (think "Spin City"), and chases freakin' tornadoes in his spare time. A maniac worthy of Alley citizenship, I think.
He does the all the PR writing and press releases and whatnot for the mayor of NYC (think "Spin City"), and chases freakin' tornadoes in his spare time. A maniac worthy of Alley citizenship, I think.
You forgot to mention, he's a freakin Jew...
Oh yeah ... and of course that's why you and I get along with him, because we're both sort of closet Jew Bastards ourselves, right? You know how those danged Jews stick together. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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