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Old April 4th, 2006, 03:53 PM   #101
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Old April 4th, 2006, 03:54 PM   #102
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I have no idea what my BF is. (body fat).

What I do know is, I have 2 kids and one on the way, so I am doing something right, since I don't have to compensate for a small penis!

If I guessed, about 17%!!!
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Old April 4th, 2006, 03:55 PM   #103
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Philly, LETS MEET IN JERSEY, I have posted my location TIME and TIME again cockmaster! I AM FUCKING REVVED UP!

Not only am I a cage fighter I am a MALE RAPIST! THAT'S RIGHT AFTER I BEAT YOU PREPARE TO GET PENETRATED
I think he's traveling for work until memorial day weekend, still be revved up then?
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Old April 4th, 2006, 03:57 PM   #104
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That is a LOT OF time to keep my rev on! perhaps in the meantime I can meet with you slaughter?!?!?!? I'll buy your viper!
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Old April 4th, 2006, 03:59 PM   #105
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Fuck, I just found the pic of Mammary from his last cage match
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:04 PM   #106
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For a man that considers his viper "his bitch" and his utility vechile his "fag truck" you sure are presumptuous with other's sexuality..

P.S. how do you know your children are from your loins anyway? When is the last time you achieved erection without a finger in your anus?
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:06 PM   #107
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For a man that considers his viper "his bitch" and his utility vechile his "fag truck" you sure are presumptuous with other's sexuality..

P.S. how do you know your children are from your loins anyway? When is the last time you achieved erection without a finger in your anus?

Just last night actually. Felt fucking great. You should try it sometimes.
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:20 PM   #108
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Curiously, mr. m doesn't dispute that he started the "pc jism" thread.
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:31 PM   #109
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:38 PM   #110
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No I didn't it was a friend of mine though.. I used this MamoVaka name years ago and we screw around online with it.. Though he did make up the Jism gag..

And 5'10" 172 is actually a little on the heavy side.. you guys really like being tubby?
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:42 PM   #111
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And 5'10" 172 is actually a little on the heavy side.. you guys really like being tubby?
Maybe if you're from Ethiopia.

People must mistake me for a Sumo wrestler if that ht/wt is "tubby".
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:43 PM   #112
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Yep!

Don't know about using the word Tubby, kind of weird.
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According to BMI charts anything over 168 at 5'10" is considered "overweight"...Usually around 11-13% BF

If you want to have a really good bf (9% and under) you would more likely weigh 155-160 at 5'9-5'10".. This is dependant on how much muscle you have though.. For instance Stallone was like 185 pound in "get carter" with 7% BF and he is 5'7" but he was massive... <-- again this proves BMI is a bunch of BS though..
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According to BMI charts anything over 168 at 5'10" is considered "overweight"...Usually around 11-13% BF

If you want to have a really good bf (9% and under) you would more likely weigh 155-160 at 5'9-5'10".. This is dependant on how much muscle you have though.. For instance Stallone was like 185 pound in "get carter" with 7% BF and he is 5'7" but he was massive... <-- again this proves BMI is a bunch of BS though..
And the average American is "overweight".
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:48 PM   #115
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So, I am also not a movie star. Who fucking cares!
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:48 PM   #116
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According to BMI charts anything over 168 at 5'10" is considered "overweight"...Usually around 11-13% BF

If you want to have a really good bf (9% and under) you would more likely weigh 155-160 at 5'9-5'10".. This is dependant on how much muscle you have though.. For instance Stallone was like 185 pound in "get carter" with 7% BF and he is 5'7" but he was massive... <-- again this proves BMI is a bunch of BS though..
Those people I refer to as beanpole skinny fucks.
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:49 PM   #117
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Well the US is hideously overweight as a country.. something like 60% of the population is overweight.. It's not healthy..
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Old April 4th, 2006, 04:56 PM   #119
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