It's midnight. I'm in my bar. It's pretty fucking busy in here. I'm drunk. Is this wrong???
Nope, especially in Austin (or any part of Texas). Just beware that it is now officially April 1st and people will screw with your head to celebrate. Especially if you are tanked.
Nope, especially in Austin (or any part of Texas). Just beware that it is now officially April 1st and people will screw with your head to celebrate. Especially if you are tanked.
I am beyond tanked. It takes me three keystrokes for every character I type in.
Maybe more.
If I didn't own this place, they'd be kicking me out!
Dunno about that. But I do have Rockstar's Viper in one of my garage spots. Uh Oh!!!!
I say you need to scoreboard him. Did you see all the sympathy he got? Take it out and see how you and it hold up against a Texas Tree. Fuck Canada and their pussy ass trees.
I say you need to scoreboard him. Did you see all the sympathy he got? Take it out and see how you and it hold up against a Texas Tree. Fuck Canada and their pussy ass trees.
Yeah, yeah, california trees may be bigger, but there is probably some hairy pitted liberal PETA cunt bubble behind everyone that would run out and give you a ticket for bleeding on the tree if you smashed your ride against one.
In Texas, if that oak doesnt get you the Chupacabra behind it might. And if said cunt bubble was lost in Texas....here, I can shot her.
Yeah, yeah, california trees may be bigger, but there is probably some hairy pitted liberal PETA cunt bubble behind everyone that would run out and give you a ticket for bleeding on the tree if you smashed your ride against one.
In Texas, if that oak doesnt get you the Chupacabra behind it might. And if said cunt bubble was lost in Texas....here, I can shot her.
LOL, PETA doesn't give a shit about trees. They are all about making sure I don't eat meat. Mmmmmmm.... I'm gonna have a big ass burger with an egg on it tomorrow morning.