HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: (Hope you're not eating while you read this!)
FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her
armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control
was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww.....
PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in
her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I!
would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it
was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
recent hysterectomy.
PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony
mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the
mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The
concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and
pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's
rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered
lives!)
BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of
severe pain while ! trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they
would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to
help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in
at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my
gosh!!!)
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for
a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the
table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the
act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the
man's pe! nis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: (Hope you're not eating while you read this!)
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for
a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the
table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the
act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the
man's pe! nis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go
FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her
armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control
was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
when i had a leg cast on for extended periods of time.. theyd cut it off and find all kinds of shit.. guitar picks, loose change, string, etc.. nothing im my vulva though.
when i had a leg cast on for extended periods of time.. theyd cut it off and find all kinds of shit.. guitar picks, loose change, string, etc.. nothing im my vulva though.
I got a piece of a wire hanger stuck down my leg cast.
I got a piece of a wire hanger stuck down my leg cast.
dude.. after having a cast for 6 months at a time.. every time they cut that fucker off and washed my leg i thought i was going to spew im my pants.. DAMN that felt good.
dude.. after having a cast for 6 months at a time.. every time they cut that fucker off and washed my leg i thought i was going to spew im my pants.. DAMN that felt good.
All my skin started peeling off when they did that. And the smell ... oh, the smell.
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