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March 22nd, 2006, 03:17 PM
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Hello everyone, first day in the Alley.
Thank you
March 22nd, 2006, 03:25 PM
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Are you a girl?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:28 PM
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Everyone, just ignore this new person. That's the best thing we could all do.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:29 PM
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March 22nd, 2006, 03:31 PM
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March 22nd, 2006, 03:32 PM
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What kind of noob starts a "Hi, I'm new!" thread then runs away without reading it?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:33 PM
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Are you a psychopath?
Are you a chick who wears underwear with dickholes?
Have you ever murdered anyone you met on the internet?
Are you MROB?
Do you look like a guernsey in capri pants and dirty houseshoes?
Have you ever written letters to Charles Manson?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:34 PM
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What kind of noob starts a new account in October of 05 but doesn't post until March 06?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
What kind of noob starts a new account in October of 05 but doesn't post until March 06?
Crazy bitch sleeper cell '06.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:35 PM
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Have you ever written letters to Charles Manson?
Is that a bad thing?
I mean sure, I've written some letters to him asking for advice on....umm...some stuff. Haven't we all?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SeriousEric
Are you a psychopath?
Are you a chick who wears underwear with dickholes?
Have you ever murdered anyone you met on the internet?
Are you MROB?
Do you look like a guernsey in capri pants and dirty houseshoes?
Have you ever written letters to Charles Manson?
Stay tuned. The answers to all these questions will be provided once "it" returns from the glory hole. Possibly some time in Oct. 2006.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Is that a bad thing?
I mean sure, I've written some letters to him asking for advice on....umm...some stuff. Haven't we all?
Like ... putting a .38 slug in Gerald Ford?
Pphhht ... we've all done that.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:42 PM
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Stay tuned. The answers to all these questions will be provided once "it" returns from the glory hole. Possibly some time in Oct. 2006.
This noob smells like Uhaul, stockyards and ritalin.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:42 PM
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Like ... putting a .38 slug in Gerald Ford?
You bet!
"Quality is job 1" my ass!
March 22nd, 2006, 03:43 PM
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What kind of noob starts a new account in October of 05 but doesn't post until March 06?
hehe I was registered for almost a full year before I posted.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:43 PM
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This noob smells like Uhaul, stockyards and ritalin.
Homeless Fort Worth ADHD noob?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:44 PM
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bushido=way of the warrior. We may have a ninja on our hands here.
Hi, I graduated Sumo Cum Loudly from a Japanese wrestling school, how about you?
March 22nd, 2006, 03:46 PM
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I graduated Sumo Cum Loudly from a Japanese wrestling school
And likes Cream of Sum Yung Guy for lunch.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:47 PM
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bushido=way of the warrior. We may have a ninja on our hands here.
Hi, I graduated Sumo Cum Loudly from a Japanese wrestling school, how about you?
I read it as "Bush I Do" personally.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:48 PM
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And likes Cream of Sum Yung Guy for lunch.
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