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Old March 17th, 2006, 11:57 PM   #1
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I feel like such a dumbass...

I'm sitting here at the computer, and I keep thinking I smell rubber. I look around, nothing close to me but a couple 50lb bags of dog food, nothing that might get hot, no lights on, what the hell? Then, my asthma kicks in, now I'm really worried; something is making me cough it's so strong. I get my husband up, he staggers in, sniffs a couple of times, says he doesn't notice anything and goes back to bed. (my hero)

Well, I sit back down, and I don't smell the rubber and I stop coughing. I am totally confused. I read a couple more posts, and bam!, I smell rubber and start coughing again. I get up, walk around the house, can't find anything and sit down again. Then I realized......every time I pulled one foot up into the chair and hugged my knee (don't ask, I just sit that way alot) I realized I brought my brand new tennis shoe with the rubber sole closer to my face.

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Old March 18th, 2006, 12:02 AM   #2
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You only bought one tennis shoe?

What do you wear on the other foot?
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Old March 18th, 2006, 12:04 AM   #3
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You only bought one tennis shoe?

What do you wear on the other foot?

Silly Rocket!

See if I shop at the outlet mall again....
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Old March 18th, 2006, 12:05 AM   #4
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Outlet mall...hmmm..

Shouldn't that be a 'buy one, get one free?'
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Old March 18th, 2006, 12:10 AM   #5
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Outlet mall...hmmm..

Shouldn't that be a 'buy one, get one free?'

No, but these damn shoes smell so strong, no wonder they were on the sale table. It smells like the freaking Goodyear factory in here....
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Old March 18th, 2006, 12:14 AM   #6
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Old March 18th, 2006, 08:33 AM   #7
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My place smells of rubbers too...
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Old March 18th, 2006, 08:46 AM   #8
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PLEASE, don't start ANY sentence here with "i'm sitting at my computer and I think I smell rubber".

It only invites trouble.
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Old March 18th, 2006, 06:40 PM   #9
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PLEASE, don't start ANY sentence here with "i'm sitting at my computer and I think I smell rubber".

It only invites trouble.
The new smellovision porn sites!
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Old March 18th, 2006, 08:45 PM   #10
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PBG,

Don't ever tell anybody what you just told us.

Only thing I can say is "WOW"
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Old March 19th, 2006, 04:51 AM   #11
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I have two sets of slicks in my living room. My entire house smells like Tire Kingdom.

PBG, you need to spice up that story a bit. Relate it to somebody getting shot or a nipple or something. Be creative woman.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 08:14 AM   #12
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I have two sets of slicks in my living room. My entire house smells like Tire Kingdom.

PBG, you need to spice up that story a bit. Relate it to somebody getting shot or a nipple or something. Be creative woman.
Kind of like this " I heard gun shots so when I was cowering naked in the bath tub I could smell rubber coming from my new nipple ring." Feel free to use that next time PBG.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 08:18 AM   #13
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Kind of like this " I heard gun shots so when I was cowering naked in the bath tub I could smell rubber coming from my new nipple ring." Feel free to use that next time PBG.

Ladies and gents, that was NEEDAVIPER........He will be here all week...Enjoy the show........


Try the veal and return your waitresses to their upright position when you are done......
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Ladies and gents, that was NEEDAVIPER........He will be here all week...
Not if he doesn't watch who he slings mud at...
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Are you threatening me jitlips?

YES...


and try to be original sometime...
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Come on when is the last time you saw jitlips? Beside this morning when you looked in the mirror!
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So you have one shoe, but two 50 pound bags of dog food?
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So you have one shoe, but two 50 pound bags of dog food?
Talk about mixed up priorities!
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