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Old March 19th, 2006, 09:46 AM   #21
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Come on when is the last time you saw jitlips?
Do you need your g/f's new cell number?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 09:48 AM   #22
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No I have it and if I were to marry her would that make you my son?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 09:53 AM   #23
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No I have it and if I were to marry her would that make you my son?

Nope...

That would make you our ATM...
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Old March 19th, 2006, 09:55 AM   #24
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Old March 19th, 2006, 10:00 AM   #25
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For fuck's sake...

What color is the sky in your world?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 10:35 AM   #26
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So you have one shoe, but two 50 pound bags of dog food?

Priorities!! I do foster care for the Austin Greyhound rescue, gotta have plenty of kibble around here.

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For fuck's sake...

What color is the sky in your world?
Kind of a bluish gray right now.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #28
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I have two sets of slicks in my living room. My entire house smells like Tire Kingdom.

PBG, you need to spice up that story a bit. Relate it to somebody getting shot or a nipple or something. Be creative woman.

Okay..

I was sitting at my computer in just a tank top and thong surfing the allley to read what all you hot guys were talking about and naaaaawwww, can't do it.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 10:40 AM   #29
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Okay..

I was sitting at my computer in just a tank top and thong surfing the allley to read what all you hot guys were talking about and naaaaawwww, can't do it.
It was a good start.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 11:35 AM   #30
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OK I'll tell my embarrassing shoe story from yesterday.

It's raining here yea!
So I'm fixing my bike and going back and forth from the house to the workshop and every time I have to change shoes. Clean ones in the house and muddy ones in the mud. So after 6 or so times doing this I was going into the house and I look to see which shoes I am wearing.

Sure enough I have on one of each.
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Are you threatening me jitlips?

Sorry that was funny!
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Okay..

I was sitting at my computer in just a tank top and thong surfing the allley


You do that too?
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Old March 19th, 2006, 05:12 PM   #33
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Okay..

I was sitting at my computer in just a tank top and thong surfing the allley to read what all you hot guys were talking about and naaaaawwww, can't do it.

That will do.

Excuse me.
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....I'm sitting here at the computer, and I keep thinking I smell rubber. I....
Same thing here PBG!....usually its just my butt cheeks rubbing the fake vinyl on my office chair.
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Old March 19th, 2006, 05:29 PM   #35
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I'm sitting here at the computer, and I keep thinking I smell rubber. I look around, nothing close to me but a couple 50lb bags of dog food, nothing that might get hot, no lights on, what the hell?
Didn't the CPSC recall a bunch of Joni's Butterfly models due to fire hazard?
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You do that too?

Not really...that would be un-sanitary!
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