...retire to the Philippines for a life of 24-hour sex, 7 days a week with a different Asian hottie every time while their obnoxious Tagalog-speaking mothers stink up the kitchen cooking fish?
If you actually retired to the phillipines someone would eventually follow you from your house, stalk you and cut your throat for your wallet.
It is far safer to visit and stay in a hotel.
Doc you are forgetting this would be Chuck's house. The guy would show up with every intention of just such as act, but within minutes he would be checking out all the young pussy.. and Chuck would find him in the morning out back with no pants on....
"Tagalog?" Please tell me you had to look that up.
Dude. That's the second time you've said that to me. I went to Catholic school. With a plethora of Filipinos. No language grates on me like Tagalog. Not even Vietnamese.
Dude. That's the second time you've said that to me. I went to Catholic school. With a plethora of Filipinos. No language grates on me like Tagalog. Not even Vietnamese.
lol, I know they're not muslims. I actually had a buddy who was thinking of doing the same thing. From what he told me: you can't buy land there unless you have a citizenship (he had that covered, he married a filipino girl). He ended up not going because her family said it would become dangerous. Allot of poor people would be extremely envious of your lifestyle, which would be rich over there, being a "white guy", would only fuel their anger and you might not get the proper protection from the police without a pay-off. Different country, different rules.
__________________ You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
