This a picture of drag race even at California Speedway. Off the launch, I gave it a tad too much gas and the front lifted up to 90 degrees. I wasn't leaning forward enough. Fortunately the bike didn't flip... The other bike was a 600cc yamaha running nitrous. The guy pulled a low 9.
Last edited by MLF PTRL : March 8th, 2006 at 02:54 PM.
I don't see you doing any better Doc... Launching a bike without wheelie bars is not a simple thing. You might want to try it sometime and see the results you get.
I don't see you doing any better Doc... Launching a bike without wheelie bars is not a simple thing. You might want to try it sometime and see the results you get.
In case you haven't realized, the throttle is progressive, not a fucking knife switch. I am giving you negative rep just for this idiotic comment of yours.
Would it be like ... somehow wrong of me to ask you for a little DEATH PRAYER to Jesus?
Something like - "Lord God of hosts, with your terrible swift sword smite this turd from the planet's crust but not before capturing streaming video of badgers eating his entrails, in Jesus' merciful name amen."
Would it be like ... somehow wrong of me to ask you for a little DEATH PRAYER to Jesus?
Something like - "Lord God of hosts, with your terrible swift sword smite this turd from the planet's crust but not before capturing streaming video of badgers eating his entrails, in Jesus' merciful name amen."
Perhaps a reading from Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one would do nicely here.
I don't see you doing any better Doc... Launching a bike without wheelie bars is not a simple thing. You might want to try it sometime and see the results you get.
Not to bring the real world into a thread that is obviously fantasy, but I do know how to launch a bike. The fastest one I owned was a 97 FZR 1000, I don't ride anymore after watching a friend get hit by a car, break both legs and puncture a lung. I was 20 feet behind him and the only reason it wasn't me is my reserve hit and I slowed down to flip the gas switch.
But other than that, what SE said and another mighty -1 for you.
HR, I was thinking verse .50 or 7.62.
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Perhaps a reading from Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one would do nicely here.
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
You assholes must be experts at everything you do. How many close calls have you had Ryan0 at willow? Let me guess, you're the best driver who ever been there. I think I'll start calling you Mario Andretti from now on. Maybe you can give lessons at willow with the Toyota Celicas they drive.
You assholes must be experts at everything you do. How many close calls have you had Ryan0 at willow? Let me guess, you're the best driver who ever been there. I think I'll start calling you Mario Andretti from now on. Maybe you can give lessons at willow with the Toyota Celicas they drive.
a 'close call' is driving to its limits.. you never even got off the starting line..
