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Old March 1st, 2006, 07:31 AM   #1
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If girls like shopping so much....
Why do they hate grocery shopping...
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Old March 1st, 2006, 08:36 AM   #2
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Because they also hate cooking and if they buy groceries, that leads to cooking???
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Pretty much anything other than shoes or apparel is out.
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Maybe you should look into women instead of girls.
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Old March 1st, 2006, 10:57 AM   #6
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:40 AM   #7
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Maybe you should look into women instead of girls.

That was a superb response!! WW deserves a smiley named after her
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:46 AM   #8
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That was a superb response!! WW deserves a smiley named after her

you dont have to suck up.. she doesnt have a ton of jack.

ohh.. youre sucking up to the jugs..
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:47 AM   #9
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:53 AM   #10
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Maybe you should look into women instead of girls.


Great response!!!

OK WW, what should I do?

My girlfriend loves to shop (and have me shop for) all different kinds of lingerie... good deal right?

But she never wears it????

I have spent over 2g on this stuff.

WTF??

such a waste.... :bawling:


she always sleeps naked.
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:56 AM   #11
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OK WW, what should I do?

she always sleeps naked.

post pics of her asleep with your face in her box.

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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:56 AM   #12
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she always sleeps naked.
I do the same thing myself ... and wonder why a man would complain. That stringy lacy shit gets in the way, and wastes time!
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:56 AM   #13
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you dont have to suck up.. she doesnt have a ton of jack.

ohh.. youre sucking up to the jugs..

Stop mumbling, I can't understand a word your saying.
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post pics of her asleep with your face in her box.

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Have you seen his latest? Hand in the cooter shot! Ewww! I think there's something really wrong with that dude.
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Old March 1st, 2006, 11:58 AM   #16
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Have you seen his latest? Hand in the cooter shot! Ewww! I think there's something really wrong with that dude.

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Old March 1st, 2006, 12:00 PM   #17
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Is it of any surprise that the woman he is with needs a dildo???
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Is it of any surprise that the woman he is with needs a dildo???
you mean she needs him?

ohhh.. you mean the plastic dildo..
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I do the same thing myself ... and wonder why a man would complain. That stringy lacy shit gets in the way, and wastes time!


I was stating that "complaint" tongue in cheek....

well tongue in something anyway



But really, why does she not want to play cowboy and cowgirls, or french maid for a day?

me likey the stranger... or lickey or however you spell it.
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