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February 24th, 2006, 03:47 PM
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Death clock
My turn for a stupid post.
When will I die? Not soon enough, but that can all change.
My test results say I will not be down for breakfast on -
Friday, September 5, 2014
http://www.deathclock.com/
February 24th, 2006, 03:51 PM
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Why in hell did I just check?
Now I'm depressed. I HATE death!
February 24th, 2006, 03:53 PM
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Jerome ! Whats up.
Got ya beat fucker !
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February 24th, 2006, 03:55 PM
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February 24th, 2006, 03:57 PM
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July 24, 2054 . . . Bullshit, I'm amazed I've made it this far, the odds can't be that good.
February 24th, 2006, 04:12 PM
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Tuesday, March 31, 2048
So much to do.... so little time...
It says I am obese.....
6' 4" and 250... tell me something my girlfriend hasn't
February 24th, 2006, 04:13 PM
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Nabbed again by the workplace police.....
"THE WEB SITE YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ACCESS IS CURRENTLY BLOCKED"
February 24th, 2006, 04:21 PM
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oct 23. 2076
I wonder how many posts I will have by then???
Damn I will have been 96 years old
February 24th, 2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Excess
Jerome ! Whats up.
Got ya beat fucker !
Monday, September 23, 2013
How are you Mario?
One good thing about my date, I will go before I hit 50. That is if I last that long.
Some of you stugots must either be young, or playing with the numbers.
February 24th, 2006, 04:30 PM
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How are you Mario?
One good thing about my date, I will go before I hit 50. That is if I last that long.
Some of you stugots must either be young, or playing with the numbers.
Nope. I'm older than you and it gave me to 2032....
February 24th, 2006, 04:46 PM
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February 24th, 2006, 04:50 PM
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Jerome clicked "pessimistic." I clicked Sadistic, and it told me that I was already dead.
February 24th, 2006, 04:51 PM
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Thursday, November 24, 2067
I've got a long time! *Screeching bus* <THUD> ...uhhh maybe not...
February 24th, 2006, 04:52 PM
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Jerome clicked "pessimistic." I clicked Sadistic, and it told me that I was already dead.
It was referring to your victi...er...guests.
February 24th, 2006, 05:09 PM
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ahhhhh shit
Monday, February 27th, 2006 - 9:00 AM
Anyone wanna party? I'm buying
G
February 24th, 2006, 05:23 PM
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February 24th, 2006, 05:28 PM
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3/29/2053
February 24th, 2006, 05:30 PM
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ahhhhh shit
Monday, February 27th, 2006 - 9:00 AM
Anyone wanna party? I'm buying
G
Gerald, sorry to hear about your misfortune. I hope you have some family and friends near by to comfort you in your last days. Don't think of this coming Monday as an ending to a legacy, but more the beginnings of a legend.
I call first dibs on his Vipers.