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Old February 22nd, 2006, 10:07 AM   #1
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The VA pre-nup.

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Old February 22nd, 2006, 10:31 AM   #4
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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really?

like i pay attention to you dorks.

If I wasn't banned, I would unleash an Armageddon of smack against you that would leave your cell phone 100 yards from your smoldering pile of body parts. This is your lucky day.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 10:54 AM   #6
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If I wasn't banned, I would unleash an Armageddon of smack against you that would leave your cell phone 100 yards from your smoldering pile of body parts. This is your lucky day.
I like you better now that you're banned. Schillinger's savage pre-emptive strike has left you vengeful and mean spirited ... like Bob Dole ... or The Jew. No ... on second thought not as mean as The Jew.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 11:00 AM   #7
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I like you better now that you're banned. Schillinger's savage pre-emptive strike has left you vengeful and mean spirited ... like Bob Dole ... or The Jew. No ... on second thought not as mean as The Jew.

You too are lucky that my best smack can't penetrate the ban filter. Speaking of Schillinger. I'm concerned that he is going to kill his mother-in-law. It's not a body parts deal or anything like that, it's just dollars and cents. He ran the numbers and she has to go.
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I like you better now that you're banned. Schillinger's savage pre-emptive strike has left you vengeful and mean spirited ... like Bob Dole ... or The Jew. No ... on second thought not as mean as The Jew.
No one is as mean as the Jew........not even Kasey Casem on a good day of dead dog dedications......
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 11:05 AM   #9
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 11:15 AM   #10
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:00 PM   #11
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You too are lucky that my best smack can't penetrate the ban filter. Speaking of Schillinger. I'm concerned that he is going to kill his mother-in-law. It's not a body parts deal or anything like that, it's just dollars and cents. He ran the numbers and she has to go.
Thanks. Thanks a heap for putting that one right in my lap. I always figured when it came to consorting with internet sociopaths I was very likely immune from prosecution as an accomplice by virtue of plausible deniability. "But judge ... I thought the threads about lye, mortuary-grade odor neutralizer and the pms offering cash for flakes of my wife's sunburned skin were all just good fun."

So NOW I get to lay awake at night wondering when there'll be a knock at the door and questions about the latest discovery from beneath that new floor slab the FBI just jackhammered outta Schill's basement.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:03 PM   #12
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You too are lucky that my best smack can't penetrate the ban filter. Speaking of Schillinger. I'm concerned that he is going to kill his mother-in-law. It's not a body parts deal or anything like that, it's just dollars and cents. He ran the numbers and she has to go.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:28 PM   #16
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I heard that the big toe on her left foot is actually a 3/8" deepwell socket.
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I heard that the big toe on her left foot is actually a 3/8" deepwell socket.
Why yes it is. She uses it to tork the bolt in her neck, the one that holds her head on.
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Why yes it is. She uses it to tork the bolt in her neck, the one that holds her head on.



I thought that the tire iron, that fuses the back of her cranium to her spinal cord, did that?
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