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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:02 PM   #1
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This Is Hilarious... NSX Code of Conduct...

Is this hilarious or what - a buddy sent this to me - it is the NSX clubs "code of conduct"... If my mn club did this - probably wouldn't have any members left...



1.) My car(s) will always be clean and well-presentable. I will ensure that my cars are in the highest state of mechanical condition and maintenance. Exotics as indeed rare, and to see one is a special experience. I have an obligation to present these cars to others at a high standard.

2.) I will always be polite, courteous, and friendly. I will not talk down to or ignore anyone, and I will cheerfully answer all questions. Exotic owners wrongly suffer from a "snob" label. By actively and always countering this, I will strive to change this perception among all whom I met.

3.) Where feasible, I will encourage inspection and observation of my cars. If someone is clean and courteous, I will encourage them to sit in my cars. I will actively encourage photographs. In-particular, I will encourage this among younger children. On occasion, I will offer rides to admirers under the appropriate circumstances.

4.) With one exception (see 5, below), I will obey all traffic laws or local traffic customs. Especially, I will pass other cars only in marked, safe passing zones, and I will always respect traffic speeds and noise ordinances within city limits. I will always drive in a defensive manner to protect myself and my vehicle. I will not initiate nor will I respond to challenges to race my cars on open public roads. When asked to race, I will positively comment on the challengers car and invite them to inspect mine at an appropriate stopping point, while asking if I might see their
vehicle.

5.) Operating my cars as Enzo, Soichiro and Ferruccio intended will occur only on open, rural routes free of heavy traffic or on appropriately designated race courses. On public highways, I will use my highest powers of observation and diligence to ensure that I place myself, my vehicles, and the public in no additional danger. I will be aware of the environment and road conditions, and I will not drive at excessive speeds on unknown or suspect roads. When approaching blind corners or hills, I will assume that an obstacle exists and will take appropriate defensive measures.

6.) I will share my passion and excitement for exotic cars with others through community service and charitable events. I will actively seek out community organizations such as local police departments and schools and offer my cars for use in events such as DARE programs, homecoming parades, pep rallies, etc. Many communities have "Make a Wish" foundations for sick children. If given the opportunity, I will offer a day with myself and my cars to such organizations in an effort to brighten an otherwise trying life for someone less fortunate than I.

7.) I will be honest and open with other enthusiasts, and I will accurately represent my cars to prospective owners and buyers. I will keep complete records, and I will always follow-up with purchasers of my cars to ensure that they continue to gain maximum satisfaction and appreciation for cars that I have owned and serviced.

8.) I will always have a smile on my face when inspecting, driving, or showing my cars to others. I will never forget how fortunate I've been to own such automobiles and I will constantly remind myself that the future is uncertain, and that today may be as good as it gets.



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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:04 PM   #2
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We need a Code of Conduct.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:10 PM   #3
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9) I will happily accept the fact that my car has no torque and is in dire need of a re-design.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:13 PM   #4
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How about...

"It's MY FUCKING CAR and *I* paid for it so I will do whatever the hell I like, including not washing it if I am too hung over, not being nice to the little pricks putting fingerprints all over my car, and if a bunch of punk kids tell me about their uncles Prelude that is so much faster, I reserver the right to tell them to go fuck themselves!"

That's my "exotic" code of conduct anyways
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:13 PM   #5
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9) I will happily accept the fact that my car has no torque and is in dire need of a re-design.



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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:15 PM   #6
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We need a Code of Conduct.
Does that mean we're going to get secret decoder rings?

And when our cell phone gives off that secret decoder ring will we have to get some salt water to drop it into so the battery will conduct?

Will Viperess 013 save the day?

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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:27 PM   #7
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We should adopt that code of conduct for our Vipers. Someone start a poll.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM   #8
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1) The gayest viper owner must identify himself by painting a dolphin on the hood of his car
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:35 PM   #9
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Who the hell do these jumped up dorks think they are? Let's go troll their site.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:35 PM   #10
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We need a Code of Conduct.
Looks like I will get the boot even before buying a Viper [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:36 PM   #11
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1) The gayest viper owner must identify himself by painting a dolphin on the hood of his car
He didn't paint it - some famous painter that I never heard of painted it. My question - did he get it painted after he bought the car or did it come with the painting? (I like the meteor paint but dolphins don't go with meteors.)
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:37 PM   #12
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1) The gayest viper owner must identify himself by painting a dolphin on the hood of his car
He didn't paint it - some famous painter that I never heard of painted it. My question - did he get it painted after he bought the car or did it come with the painting? (I like the meteor paint but dolphins don't go with meteors.)
He payed for it to be done after he got the car. You like that horrid paint scheme? [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:37 PM   #13
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he got it painted on there. what an asshat.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:50 PM   #14
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sorry but that is the Ferrari clubs code of bullshit [img]/images/graemlins/greddy.gif[/img] although it is listed on the www.nsxprime.com website.it is a very informative site but lacks any humor.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:04 PM   #15
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sorry but that is the Ferrari clubs code of bullshit [img]/images/graemlins/greddy.gif[/img] although it is listed on the www.nsxprime.com website.it is a very informative site but lacks any humor.
The NSX guys "think" they are Ferrari guys, which is why they ripped off Ferrari's forum...Someone should tell them they drive RICE! WTF is a V-Tech anyway??? (please don't answer that, I really don't care, just being a smart ass...)
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM   #16
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Are you guys pissing on poor Rimmjob's paint job again? Lassen is the artist and he is world famous for painting dolphins. If you need a dolphin painted, Lassen's your man. He's so good at painting dolphins that it made Rimmjob's car worth $175,000. You guys are just jealous!
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM   #17
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v-tec = gods gift to automotive technology.

someone shoulda told them turbos are better. Even volvo has both.

Therfor volvo > honda
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