Kidnapped
KIDNAPPED
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the I-110 in Baton Rouge.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Kathleen Blanco, Ray Nagin, Mitch and Mary Landrieu. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon"
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