Two men are in the doctor's office, each to get a vasectomy. The nurse
comes
into the room and tells both men, "Strip and put on these gowns before
going
in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."
A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man's gown and
proceeds
to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he
asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate
the
sperm from your system in order to have a clean procedure."
The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to
complete
her task.
After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle
him
as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to
give him oral sex.
The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get
jerked-off and he gets a blow job?"
The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO
and
Blue Cross/Blue Shield!
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