Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present? I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."[/color]
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas Eve unforgettable."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."[/color]
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits. She says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"[/color]
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present? I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."[/color]
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas Eve unforgettable."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."[/color]
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits. She says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds...
[color:red]"Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"[/color]
That's a GREAT Christmas joke. It's just told better if you act out the part of the woman in a sexy negligee and talk all hot and breathy when you talk to Santa. Oh yea, and shimmy when you act like you're going to take off the gown....
Well, it works better when I tell it that way, I'm not sure how that would look for you though.....
It's just told better if you act out the part of the woman in a sexy negligee and talk all hot and breathy when you talk to Santa. Oh yea, and shimmy when you act like you're going to take of the gown....
That's going to be next to impossible...I guess I need to put the gun down first, eh...
That's a GREAT Christmas joke. It's just told better if you act out the part of the woman in a sexy negligee and talk all hot and breathy when you talk to Santa. Oh yea, and shimmy when you act like you're going to take of the gown....
Well, it works better when I tell it that way, I'm not sure how that would look for you though.....
cut that out!!!!!
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