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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:44 AM   #1
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I have a stray cat that has taken up residence in my back yard with her three kittens. I started feeding them to keep them out of the garbage and was wondering if they can be tamed. The kittens look to be 6 to 8 weeks old. What are my options here? I don't want to have to fly WW in to cap them with her .45 while singing free Tookie ditties.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:46 AM   #2
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Of course they can be tamed.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:47 AM   #3
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Man, I wish you were a little closer. Thanks to WW, we're running a little short on barn cats. For barn cats, the wilder, the better.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:49 AM   #4
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:54 AM   #5
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:56 AM   #6
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Just keep feeding them. Eventually they will get use to you once they see you all the time.

My parents have a ranch and a stray cat started coming around. My mom kept feeding it and eventually it started to come into the home. Now, the cat lives inside and never wants to go back out. Tuned into a major lazy house cat.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:56 AM   #7
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With a chair and a bull whip of course!
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Old December 9th, 2005, 09:03 AM   #8
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With a chair and a bull whip of course!
They aren't that big. Besides, it never has worked on the girl friend.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 09:39 AM   #9
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Potato sack, brick, any body of water.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:05 AM   #10
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They'll be scared of you at first. To overcome their fear, you should mask your unfamiliar scent with something that puts them at ease. Typically, I make a poultice using catnip and canned salmon, and rub it over my body. I then approach the cats.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:08 AM   #11
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What is the combined approximate dry weight of the cats? I might be interested.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:08 AM   #12
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They'll be scared of you at first. To overcome their fear, you should mask your unfamiliar scent with something that puts them at ease. Typically, I make a poultice using catnip and canned salmon, and rub it over my body. I then approach the cats.
Are you being serious or is this something you use to get close to the wife?
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:34 AM   #13
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He's not kidding. Schill smells like canned salmon. I thought it was just a bad yeast management problem.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:37 AM   #14
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They'll be scared of you at first. To overcome their fear, you should mask your unfamiliar scent with something that puts them at ease. Typically, I make a poultice using catnip and canned salmon, and rub it over my body. I then approach the cats.

Nix. To familiarize them with your scent, catch them in a live trap. Then, piss on their heads.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:40 AM   #15
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Nix. To familiarize them with your scent, catch them in a live trap. Then, piss on their heads.
Do I have to rub canned salmon on my dick first?
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:40 AM   #16
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Just keep feeding them. Eventually they will get use to you once they see you all the time.

My parents have a ranch and a stray cat started coming around. My mom kept feeding it and eventually it started to come into the home. Now, the cat lives inside and never wants to go back out. Tuned into a major lazy house cat.
Same story here with Kitty Kitty at my farm. (That's her name)

She went from the hay barn to the tool barn to the garage through the doggie door to the living room to the foot of my bed and finally on my pillow while I'm gone.
All this took about 6 months very gradually.
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Old December 9th, 2005, 10:42 AM   #17
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He's not kidding. Schill smells like canned salmon. I thought it was just a bad yeast management problem.
I don't care what anyone says, that there was funny.
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Do I have to rub canned salmon on my dick first?

Your choice, not mine...
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Do I have to rub canned salmon on my dick first?
Yes and then wipe it on the cat's upper lip.
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