Continuing stories from my so called life.........

[Mark O]

As requested by Craig.....

My wife grills us up a steak one evening a week & a half ago & when we sit down to eat, I notice it's a little tough as I'm cutting it. It's also a thinner cut too. I'm thinking to myself that it doesn't seem like a steak that she usually gets at the local butcher. OK, I don't want to insult her dinner, so I'm keeping my mouth shut. After a couple bites, I can definately tell that this tastes like a steak like I've never had before......and I don't mean that in a good way!

Finally, I pop the question: Is this steak from Boston Beef? She answers that it isn't. Then she procedes to tell me how her brother, Shit-For-Brains, picked up the steak at Wal-Mart for $1.99. That's $1.99 for the entire *steak*, not per pound!!!! While I know that Wal-Mart sold some crackers, cookies, juice, etc, I didn't know that they sold *meat*???? What kind of a fuck-tard buys *meat* from Wal-Mart?!?!?!?!?!?! Never mind, I know the answer to that question!!! I'm thinking that not only is he mooching off of me, now he's trying to poison me!!!! After taking a few bites, my wife admitted that the *steak* was horid also & 3/4 of it goes in the trash.

OK, let's fast forward to last night (Monday). I've had a long day and an extremely frustrating aftenoon. I leave the office at 6:20 & come home for dinner. Guess what's for dinner?!?!?! What's thin, tough, tasteless like a piece of old shoe leather??? You guessed it, it was another slab of Sam's *steaks*. I just can't win.


So many stories, so little time. Do you want to hear more???? [img]/images/graemlins/lurk.gif[/img]

[Snake Bitten]

[quote=Mark O] As requested by Craig..... <hr /></blockquote>


[b]Wow! Is Craig living vicariously through Mark O ??????[b]

[NOITALL]

Too funny, you go to wal-mart for chips and snacks not steaks. Steak is my fave, you don't fuck around with steak

[SeriousEric]

[quote=Mark O]
So many stories, so little time. Do you want to hear more???? [img]/images/graemlins/lurk.gif[/img]
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Craig says yes. He wants to hear more.

Your SBF &amp; The Coont stories are fucking classics! Bring em on. It's like Yankee "King Of The Hill"

[Smokin]

Mark,
Gaaawwd that was funny shit!! $1.99 Walmart steaks!!!

[Toby]

Did you find any marks in the meat where the jockey hit it?

[King GTS]

[quote]....trying to poison me.....<hr /></blockquote>


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[DRYVEM]

I want to hear more stories!

[Matt]

Please continue. It will encourage me to never open my home to relatives.

[City]

Does Walmart have retail outlets? I thought they were just internet and mail order?

[par]

Tell me more.

My mother in law wants to move in with us. It's one of the reasons why i am considering getting a second home...

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[King GTS]

That was great Mark! Almost as funny as the BK Boy Smokin posted! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] I can just see the look on your face after the 1st couple bites. Lookin around and not saying anything. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

[Captain Bli]

More stories please.

Why not get them an apartment pay for it for two months and let them survive or "loan" them money for a Burger King (bk)lawyer.

[Captain Bli]

[quote=CitySnake] Does Walmart have retail outlets? I thought they were just internet and mail order? <hr /></blockquote>

WOW you're steak must be like beef jerkey when you get it. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

[Mark O]

[quote=brianflynn] More stories please.

Why not get them an apartment pay for it for two months and let them survive or "loan" them money for a Burger King (bk)lawyer. <hr /></blockquote>

It's going to come to that REAL soon. I have set a deadline of the end of February &amp; he agrees.

[HP]

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