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Old November 28th, 2005, 02:44 PM   #1
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You fucking people annoy me.






That's the first thought that comes to my mind.


But then I sit back and I remind myself of what an incredible 90 days it has been. :thumb:

I served my time........ clean. Didn't clear my cookies and get another name or anything. I've stopped by a few times to peek in, but that's about it.

Hope everyone else had a great summer. I did.

Needless to say, I took 1st place in SM-II. I'm still pretty much Gods gift to the scca solo II racing world. Took 1st place for the state of KY and the state of Ohio. I would have gone to Nationals but I was busy fighting for my life on the operating table. Seemed I had a little thing occur on my way that about took me out of the picture.

The boating season was incredible this year. And nobody died in my AOR. Had a couple good boat fire rescues but nothing spectacular. Bought a few more jet skis. And I bought a cruiser style bike. After 23 sport bikes I bought a Honda Shadow Spirit 1100. Bought the pro paint stuff and went to work. Totally fucked the paint up four times in a row. But on my 5th attempt, I had achieved perfection. Gloss black, deep gloss, with drag pipes and a bunch of other stupid cruiser stuff. Loud, slow and fun.

Killed just one viper this summer. It seems that with the stock Corvettes being able to totally DOMINATE any and all vipers, there are not as many vipers still on the road. Mostly just outdated collector pieces and such. It's almost not worth bragging about beating a viper anymore. I do hope that one day they can produce another fast car. Not that they are not fast as is, but I mean fast as in competitive enough to keep up with the corvettes and such.

Thanks for banning me guys, I had a blast. :thumb:
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your tits must be huge now.
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Not huge enough to have any fun. Nice picture Craig. Have you switched sides?

If there is one person on this board that would benifit from being banned it would be you. I mean that in an honest and sincere way. It would force you to actually go outside. Meet people your age. Do things that noraml people in your age group do. And it would be nice to see someone call you on your fine shit talking ability. A good ass whipping would probably help you out more than you could imagine.
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Hi Red!
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Took 1st place for the state of KY and the state of Ohio.

wow.. so you must have beat like at LEAST 3 cars.
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Motion to extend the ban to 90 years.
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LOL @ everyone.

I'm spent, I can't come up with anything.

Welcome back Red. LOL
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Not huge enough to have any fun. Nice picture Craig. Have you switched sides?

If there is one person on this board that would benifit from being banned it would be you. I mean that in an honest and sincere way. It would force you to actually go outside. Meet people your age. Do things that noraml people in your age group do. And it would be nice to see someone call you on your fine shit talking ability. A good ass whipping would probably help you out more than you could imagine.


Oh look, mr. failure at life is dispensing advice to others

A good lypo session is what you need.
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Motion to extend the ban to 90 years.
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Ryan,
Street Modified 2 (SM-II) has a large number of competitors. Possibly the biggest class in either KY or OH. And I won it by a long shot. Even missed a few races here and there. Did it all on last years tires. If you like I'll send you pictures of the year end 1st place trophies. At least that way you will know what one looks like.
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LOL @ everyone.

I'm spent, I can't come up with anything.

Welcome back Red. LOL
Hi Chuck. Glad to be back. :thumb:

Craig, wow...
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Just don't go Yo-Tony & get banned again, and again, and again, and again.
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Did you ever figure out how bears ride mini bikes?
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Just don't go Yo-Tony & get banned again, and again, and again, and again.
I think Yo-Tony is onto something. You guys wouldn't believe how good it feels to be banned from here. It's like getting your life handed back to you.
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Did you ever figure out how bears ride mini bikes?
Practice, lot's of practice.
Some of the smaller cheap canadian style circuses use remote control mini bikes.
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During your absence, I bought the seven disc "Lost" videos. The new Red5 reminds me of the Locke character. In his previous life, he is a bottom-feeding cubicle rat. But after a large flaming disaster, he re-emerges as a kind, all-knowing semi-diety with a profound interest in bears.
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During your absence, I bought the seven disc "Lost" videos. The new Red5 reminds me of the Locke character. In his previous life, he is a bottom-feeding cubicle rat. But after a large flaming disaster, he re-emerges as a kind, all-knowing semi-diety with a profound interest in bears.
priceless.
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Nice to see you back Matt!!!
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Old November 28th, 2005, 04:10 PM   #18
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Tell us about your near death experience. Did you see the light?
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You were gone?
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I need to know about the light thing, I'm not feeling well.
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