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Originally Posted by KRAZYPSI
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Dude...I thought you would appreciate the fact that I changed it from its' original version...this is the thanks I get?
OK...so be it...
The Original Version...
A guy walks into a bar with his troubled friend KRAZYPSI. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, KRAZYPSI jumps all around the place. KRAZY grabs some
olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your friend just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff KRAZYPSI ate and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his troubled friend with him. He orders a drink and KRAZYPSI starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, KRAZY finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then KRAZY finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your friend did now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first."
There...
You happy now?...
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