Roger that, Cliffy! Now ... get your ass out to California and work your political PR spin-magic on this steaming sump of wooly headed liberal herbivores. Anyone who can consistently keep a womanizing conservative Jewboy in power as the mayor of NYC has got some serious chops.
For those of you who don't know ... Clifford has maybe got the coolest gig of anyone on this board. He is Michael J. Fox[/b] from Spin City.
Thanks, my politically-conscious Brethren of The Alley Guild. I'd love to revel in the spoils of a hard fought victory, but there's very little fuel for celebration. Not when the opponent is flopping half dead on the bank before he has even attempted struggling upstream.
Ferrer was little more than an impetuous visionary. Virtually no spin was required to billboard his weaknesses vs. Big Honcho Incumbent's strengths. He was six feet subterranean long in advance of the starting bell. All we had to do was discreetly heap onto the guy the pile of freebees he had so generously dug up on himself. Of course, it didn't hurt that 70 mil was whizzed through as though it were 70 bucks. Actually, to The Cayman's Most Popular Man of 2005, 70 mil is 70 bucks.
There's an unofficial slogan. It's spoken only in the sanctified confines of a dark Hall office or, occasionally and ill-advisedly, in a local haunt when stress-induced imbibing is the excuse: If you can't outcampaign, outspend. This is the creedo of a certain hyper heterosexual Democrap craftily cloaked in a conservative's epidermis.
Oh, and, yes, for the purposes of protection and reelection, a prolific lexical aficionado is preferable to the ruthless acumen of James Carville any day.
Marlon Perkin’s alcohol-ravaged spirit has possessed my husband’s already-tweaked psyche.
I'm all about the jungle metaphors, ain't I? I've discovered the Alley operates in perfect accordance with zoo paradigms. Stay tuned for more Wild Kingdom profiling on my part.
The hell with Eric's psyche, I'm more worried about what happens to members of the canine family when you're around....
Small fluffy dogs - 0
Wahine - 2
Stubby was my former mother-in-law's adorable Pekingese. They live out in the Nevada desert. One day Stubby got let out to go pee and they heard a 'yelp' and went outside. Stubby was gone, the victim of a random hungry chicken hawk. It happens once in awhile out there - and I had NOTHING to do with it, missy!!!
