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Old November 9th, 2005, 10:10 AM   #1
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Top headlines in the news today:

"San Francisco Voters Approve Handgun Ban"

"Texas Voters Approve Gay Marriage Ban"

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We 'fornians gave it to Arnold right up his ass on his waste-of-money special election. All four of his initiatives struck down ... heh heh heh.
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Yup, I was hoping Arnold would fix this state, but alas, he'll be booted in the next election and we'll get some Dem fuckstick to run the state back into its hole of billions in debt.

The Handgun ban sort of surprised me, even for SF, although I guess it shouldn't have. Its absolutely amazing how people are so quick to vote away their constitutional rights.

The real funny thing was on the news they intereviewed an opponent to the measure in the city who was clearly gay, and a member of the "Pink Shooters" or something like that, a "Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Shooting Club". Any other place would have had the qunitessential redneck with a gunrack - not SF - they show that guy with his lisp and pink shirt, squeezing off rounds from his 9mm.

I was like, "holy shit, they're packing heat now?"
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Old November 9th, 2005, 10:59 AM   #4
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I was like, "holy shit, they're packing heat now?"
Ith that a Dethert Eagle in your pocket, or are you jutht glad to thee me?

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Like Mark, I was actually surprised San Fancisco passed the handgun ban. Again, I suppose I shouldn't have been, but seriously, a ban on something that is a Consitutional right?

I don't think it will ultimately hold up. How can they legally ban you from exercising your second ammendment rights? I've heard SF actually isn't the first place to do this. Anyone know what happened in the other city? Did it stand?
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Hey Matt, the news said last night that the measure was only ceremony and that it would be challenged in court right away.
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Like Mark, I was actually surprised San Fancisco passed the handgun ban. Again, I suppose I shouldn't have been, but seriously, a ban on something that is a Consitutional right?
Because there are SOOOoo many handgun murders in SF. You're in more jeopardy from a PG&E underground transformer station blowing up and taking your head off with a manhole cover. You're in more danger of pitbull attack ... Wait ... they're trying to outlaw them too.
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We 'fornians gave it to Arnold right up his ass on his waste-of-money special election. All four of his initiatives struck down ... heh heh heh.

Just fucking great- now we'll have another 20 years of foolish blank check spending, that will eventually bankrupt us. At which point the US will have no choice but to sell the whole damn state to Mexico just to liquidate our debt :fist:
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Just fucking great- now we'll have another 20 years of foolish blank check spending, that will eventually bankrupt us. At which point the US will have no choice but to sell the whole damn state to Mexico just to liquidate our debt :fist:
Why would Mexico want to buy it? They get all our services for free as it is now.
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Because there are SOOOoo many handgun murders in SF. You're in more jeopardy from a PG&E underground transformer station blowing up and taking your head off with a manhole cover. You're in more danger of pitbull attack ... Wait ... they're trying to outlaw them too.
Yeah. On a related note I read that 55% of voters in East Palo Alto approved the measure to raise the parcel tax to increase crime fighting. Unfortunately, that wasn't the 2/3 needed for the measure to pass so unscheduled drive-bys will continue and bars will still be an optional window treatment for all homes.
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I don't think it will ultimately hold up. How can they legally ban you from exercising your second ammendment rights? I've heard SF actually isn't the first place to do this. Anyone know what happened in the other city? Did it stand?
The city of Chicago has had a ban on handgun ownership in the city for several years now. Yet another reason not to live in the city... :fist:

And yes, the NRA fights it every year. But you are talking Chicago here...
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Yeah. On a related note I read that 55% of voters in East Palo Alto approved the measure to raise the parcel tax to increase crime fighting. Unfortunately, that wasn't the 2/3 needed for the measure to pass so unscheduled drive-bys will continue and bars will still be an optional window treatment for all homes.
Is there anyone left in Palo Alto still actually PAYING taxes?
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Yeah. On a related note I read that 55% of voters in East Palo Alto approved the measure to raise the parcel tax to increase crime fighting. Unfortunately, that wasn't the 2/3 needed for the measure to pass so unscheduled drive-bys will continue and bars will still be an optional window treatment for all homes.
I saw the actual vote count on the news, there were something like 2400 voters total for that one. Its tough to get out to vote when you've barricaded yourself in your house behind barred windows and doors.
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Whenever I'm in that city I feel like I'm in a bad Kurt Russel "Escape From.." movie.
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Whenever I'm in that city I feel like I'm in a bad Kurt Russel "Escape From.." movie.
I take exception to "bad" ...

"When some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a bar room wall an' looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like that: Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail." ... Kurt Russell, Big Trouble in Little China

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I didn't mean the others were bad, I meant if they made one which was "Escape from SanFran", complete with all its "colorful" citizens - that would bad.
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Just fucking great- now we'll have another 20 years of foolish blank check spending, that will eventually bankrupt us. At which point the US will have no choice but to sell the whole damn state to Mexico just to liquidate our debt :fist:
I don't care any more. I'm moving to Texas so I can bitch about the state of affairs there instead.
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