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Old September 2nd, 2005, 06:47 AM   #1
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So I'm thinking to myself, I could use some publicity, too. And hey, everybody knows New Orleans was packed to the gills with strippers, right?

Bingo: Adopt-a-stripper.

It's win-win.

Who's with me?
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 06:54 AM   #2
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It's been done. Gets expensive.
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 07:06 AM   #3
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So I'm thinking to myself, I could use some publicity, too. And hey, everybody knows New Orleans was packed to the gills with strippers, right?

Bingo: Adopt-a-stripper.

It's win-win.

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Old September 2nd, 2005, 07:18 AM   #4
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It's been done. Gets expensive.
I'd write a clever reply, but it's going to take awhile to fold all these singles length-wise.
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 08:10 AM   #5
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It's been almost 10 years since I lived in New Orleans
but at least at that time the strippers were not of the caliber that one would consider adopting one. Maybe the strippers have gotten better?

Now, if you are a single guy and one finds a stripper there who is willing to clean windows then maybe you got something.
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 08:51 AM   #6
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Remember the one on the swing by the window at that place on Bourbon street.
I wonder if she needs a place to stay.
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the strippers were not of the caliber that one would consider adopting one.
I don't understand. Were they dead?
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 08:56 AM   #8
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I don't understand. Were they dead?
Many of them looked like they were working to support a drug habit
or were a bit floppy, if you know what I mean.
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 10:00 AM   #9
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Remember the one on the swing by the window at that place on Bourbon street.
I wonder if she needs a place to stay.
Are you talking about the plastic legs that swing through the hole?



Adopting a tampa, vegas, or LA stripper is a far more attractive proposition.
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Old September 2nd, 2005, 10:09 AM   #10
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Are you talking about the plastic legs that swing through the hole?

You got my funny!
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You got my funny!
I remember that, but I thought you were talking about the place a couple blocks from there with the real swinging chick!
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