Soooooooooooooo, it's invoice time? Yee haw! Let's see. 1 year x $250/hr = eleventy billion, or thereabouts.
J/K Glad I could help work the site through all the Viper fan sites, dealership spam, etc. MP's design proficiency really made suggestions and changes very, very easy. He and -RUNNR are both very good at what they do in case you guys hadn't figured it out already.
Hopefully the increase in traffic will convert into some new, quality contributors around here. And, if not that, a boatload of charismatic choads who think they have a shot.
Geez, I was going to point out that our little site is #1 when you search for a Viper Calendar on Google, but angry gay midget peckers seems to be the topic now... :thumb:
....but angry gay midget peckers seems to be the topic now... :thumb:
Chris...I let these other goobers get away with the midget jokes and dwarf demeaning banter but you have now crossed the line with a real world take on us guys with little peckers and midget wives that appreciate them.
I'm pretty sure that PacketFlunkie has a Midget Real World Take section in the Alley bylaws and regulations and I assume he will enforce his wand wrath on you any moment now.
This place has actually found someplace lower than the bottom of the barrel.
Chris...I let these other goobers get away with the midget jokes and dwarf demeaning banter but you have now crossed the line with a real world take on us guys with little peckers and midget wives that appreciate them.
I'm pretty sure that PacketFlunkie has a Midget Real World Take section in the Alley bylaws and regulations and I assume he will enforce his wand wrath on you any moment now.
This place has actually found someplace lower than the bottom of the barrel.
Fuckin' disgusting.
Tip of the Day: If you don't know what's going on -- just keep quiet.
Tip of the Day: If you don't know what's going on -- just keep quiet.
Clark knows exactly what's going on.
His wife is obviously very upset at the recent rash of midget jokes, and has asked him to step in and flex his VA muscle. Can anyone blame her really? It's not her fault she was born like that. For her to come on here and be lambasted with threads that relate to her vertically challenged stature, regardless of the intent, is probably very traumatic. In fact, for Clark to have finally broken his silence about it, she's most likely pulled so far back into her shell that she hasn't used the stepstool to tickle the back of his balls in weeks. I'm surprised it took him this long. Not being able to enjoy the benefits of midget matrimony is more than most men can take.
For the sake of Clark's love life (and perhaps the future of the Alley as we know it), you guys might want to tone it down a bit with the Tattoo jokes. For all you know, Tattoo could be her cousin or some shit, and you'd all feel a bit ashamed for the things you've said.
As for you Chris, I have been asked to keep an eye on you now, and my vigilance borders on obsessive.
If I don't get my Bridget the Midget autographed tee-shirt because of this, you will all pay dearly.
