nah, hes straight.. and i meant him no disrespect, as my reply was a joke. but your a fuckin n00b. thats 59 posts, thank you drive thru.
ATTN: Phunk
GO PHUNK YOURSELF!
Here is another example of another freeloader that comes here and sets up shop and makes theirselves at home with no gesture of appreciation. You been here for over a year and have not donated one cent to this fine website. You again remind me of those long lost relatives that call me out of the blue saying they are going to be in my area and want to see me and then invite theirselves to spend a few nights at my house taking advantage of my hospitality and stinking up my house. What a bunch of scumbags. You must be one of my long lost relatives. Get the phunk out of my house, scumbag! And on the way out clean up the shit that your 350 Z dripped all over my phunking driveway!
Here is another example of another freeloader that comes here and sets up shop and makes theirselves at home with no gesture of appreciation. You been here for over a year and have not donated one cent to this fine website. You again remind me of those long lost relatives that call me out of the blue saying they are going to be in my area and want to see me and then invite theirselves to spend a few nights at my house taking advantage of my hospitality and stinking up my house. What a bunch of scumbags. You must be one of my long lost relatives. Get the phunk out of my house, scumbag! And on the way out clean up the shit that your 350 Z dripped all over my phunking driveway!
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mildly clever, but the most feeling i get from this post is sympathy. sounds like you have a great family. :thumb:
mildly clever, but the most feeling i get from this post is sympathy. sounds like you have a great family. :thumb:
Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.
I thought I recognized your last name, Mr. Phunk. It took me awhile, but I finally figured it out. You see folks I run a chain of sleezy motels and I just checked my manifesto from my Chicago, IL motel and sure enough, there was a Mr. Phunk that stayed there. It also says that he was staying with a guest named John. WTF?????? Anyway, we had to get the room professionally cleaned because it stunk of "PHUNK" I don't know what these two shady characters were up to. The next guest bitched that it smelled like ass in the room so we checked it out. I personally smelled it myself, unfortunately. I don't know what these two shady characters were up to, but I just took a look at their motel bill. I am 99 percent this is the same guy that posts here on ViperAlley. Check it out:
"XXXXXX Motel"
Customer Invoice
Guests: Mr. Phunk
Addn Guest: John
Length of Stay: 1 night
Pay movies: All night Access, "YMCA Gay Porn Phunkfest, '05"
Phone calls: 900-Phunkmyass, 900-Eatmyphunk, 900-Analphunk (30 mins each)
Room Rate: $99.99
Car Information: 2003 350Z
Hey, what you do in my motel is your business. I am totally cool with that. As long as you pay the nightly rate I could care less. But, this thread smells like ass just like what you and John did to my motel room. This thread is contaminated by Phunk! I think I am gonna puke! I hope your windows to your 350Z are open so I can unload inside there. Then you can use the shinebox that I brought from home to wash your seats with.
Buzz off, you freeloading PhunkAss! Pay up or shut up!
hahahaha you guys are killin me!