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Old April 25th, 2003, 03:50 AM   #1
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Biggs is a great guy, My first impresson is that he is easy going well dressed and the exact oppisite of jake.

Biggs is a great guy, My first impression is that he is easy going well dressed and the exact opposite of Jake.

So biggs call and we meet him at 4pm wanna guess where? ............ yup the bar, he was drinking margaritas, I wont say how many but it was more than one. We all talk for a bit and figure out what were going to do.


We take him to dinner at the resort and then head to a coffee bar for some live music, most of the people think they can play but only a couple can this one guy was jamming on an electric piano. One of our friends played guitar and sang, yes he can sing if he couldn't I would tell him and you guys. After quite a few drinks there we head to *drum roll* Martini Ranch a local bar that is a good place to go. OK it's not christies but we wont mention that since we didn't go.

We are all having a great time, I head to the pool table and turn around to see biggs practicing the [color:"red"] SPIDY DANCE [/color] Biggs is a lot of fun and this guy can P.A.R.T.Y Jake was feeling like someone :bonk: this morning so we were pretty sure biggs feeling the same way.

So we call biggs tonight to see if he wants to go out and he wanted to stay in since were going out to party tomorrow. jake was telling biggs come on we will only go out for an hour so for 15 minutes jake tried to get him to go out(it didn't work) then jake said whats your room number he wasnt giving it out(biggs is smart) he didnt want us knocking on his door. I said hey ill go to the front desk and tell them im biggs and I forgot my room number, at this point jake and i are at the idea, then we said he we can go to the bar and charge drinks to your room(we were joking) biggs didn't see any humor in it and that made it that much more funny.

Biggs is a great guy and a lot of fun I can't wait until tomorrow night.

It is a lot of fun to meet people from the board, they are a lot different than you expect.

Tomorrow night = shit, bitch , hell... Life sucks. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
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Old April 25th, 2003, 07:56 AM   #2
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[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] When in Phoenix, do as the Phoenicians do... But don't stay too long or you'll be checking into the Schick Center upon your return home.

Biggs and the Spidey Dance AND in public? Oh man! Where's that video camera when you need it?

Poor Biggs! Wonder if he feels like hammered shit this morning? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old April 25th, 2003, 08:57 AM   #3
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Bigs is a great guy and a class act all the way. Same goes for a lot of those Texas bastards.
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Old April 25th, 2003, 09:33 AM   #4
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So Blian Frynn and Fooley call me up last night half in the bag and still howling with juvenile glee over how they FUCKED Biggs up the night before. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] Some friends. The poor guy was apparently passing out on his feet at 1AM and he had an important 8:00 AM business meeting with some old stiff Southern Baptist windbreakers. You BASTARDS probably cost him a couple million bucks in oil contracts when he hurled a half gallon of used wine on "Deacon" Boone's lap over poached eggs.

I urge Biggs to bill y'all for "diminished value". On the other hand, he went willingly to hell with you reprobates so I guess he gets what he deserves.
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Old April 25th, 2003, 10:16 AM   #5
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Hilarious story!
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Old April 25th, 2003, 01:13 PM   #6
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Funny!!! Sounds like you are having a good time!!!
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Old April 26th, 2003, 10:40 PM   #7
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Well, I'm hurtin', but unfortunately it has little to do with Blian and Fool...
I screwed up and when I got done with the formal dinner for my conference last night (Lewis Black was the entertainment before the dance) I went to my room and checked my cell; no call from Foolie or Slim.???? WTF??? This was supposed to be the big night! So I call Jake's cell and leave a message, and watch some Fox News. After 30 minutes I call again, another voice mail, so I say I'm taking my cell down to the bar and call me (It's like 10:00). I hook up with a bunch of my colleagues and proceed to down several sapphire martoonies while the flamenco band and dancers jam. No call! I guess I make a final call around 1:30 and go down in flames. 7:00am Jake calls and says he's coming over for breakfast. He had fallen ill Friday (after downing a case of beer on Thursday). He says Brian was supposed to call and take me out for a beat down, but I said I never heard from him. When I hung up I noticed the message light was blinking (Duhhhh) and sure enough he had called the night before and I missed it. Maybe this was an intentional slip in order to keep from getting killed, but I got pretty hurt at the resort bar anyway.

If any of you get to Phoenix call these guys as they are great hosts. Wednesday night was a blast and their friend Alex is an extremely talented singer/songwriter. They scared me Thursday as they were threatening to show up and I could tell Fool was in rare form. Just what I need, him harrassing my Fortune 200 friends and customers. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Anyway he came for breakfast this morning and I introduced him to a bunch of them. I'm not sure what they thought of his spiked yellow hair and piercings but who GAF, He's my friend!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Great meeting Brian too, He and Jake are very Ying and Yang-ish!! ...and Blian likes to be the DD! Thanks again guys! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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So Blian Frynn and Fooley call me up last night half in the bag and still howling with juvenile glee over how they FUCKED Biggs up the night before. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] Some friends. The poor guy was apparently passing out on his feet at 1AM and he had an important 8:00 AM business meeting with some old stiff Southern Baptist windbreakers. You BASTARDS probably cost him a couple million bucks in oil contracts when he hurled a half gallon of used wine on "Deacon" Boone's lap over poached eggs.

I urge Biggs to bill y'all for "diminished value". On the other hand, he went willingly to hell with you reprobates so I guess he gets what he deserves.
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Biggs your welcome back anytime your a great guy foolie and myself had a great time, it was great meeting you. Blian Frynn like to have a good time when he doesn't have to be the DD.

Glad to see you made it home safe.
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A good friend of mine just moved out to Phoenix... so I'll be headed out there some time in May to help him move into a house he just bought.

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A good friend of mine just moved out to Phoenix... so I'll be headed out there some time in May to help him move into a house he just bought.
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