Bush Lifts Ban on Vigilantism

Motor City MadMan · June 9th, 2005, 02:03 PM

Bush Lifts Law on Vigiliantism

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Above: A vigilante group patrols a Colorado Springs, CO highway for litterers

ryan0 · June 9th, 2005, 02:07 PM

Murphysboro, IL's Jo Crockett formed a vigilante committee to forcibly evict neighbor and "dirty, no-good slut" Haley Uhrig and her family from her neighborhood.

Crockett could be useful in san antonio.

**Toby** · June 9th, 2005, 02:26 PM

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/attach/data/1/528709-bush.jpg[/image]

**Dohhunter** · June 9th, 2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/attach/data/1/528709-bush.jpg[/image]

I don't know who I should make fun of for the spelling mistake.

NOITALL · June 9th, 2005, 02:57 PM

Yey what an awesome way to get more people to shoot themselves.

vigilante people with nothing to do: "hey you littered, go pick that up..."

littering guy: "fuck you mind your own business"

vigilante people with nothing to do: "I said do it"

littering guy: "BANG"

cops: "why did you shoot him????"

littering guy: "he was thretening me"

cops: "carry on"

This is a fuckin stupid idea.

**Toby** · June 9th, 2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dohhunter

I don't know who I should make fun of for the spelling mistake.

what spelling error?

**CHAD** · June 9th, 2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

what spelling error?

chute

NOITALL · June 9th, 2005, 03:19 PM

Owned by the onion :redbeard2:

TOM B · June 9th, 2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

Yey what an awesome way to get more people to shoot themselves.

vigilante people with nothing to do: "hey you littered, go pick that up..."

littering guy: "fuck you mind your own business"

vigilante people with nothing to do: "I said do it"

littering guy: "BANG"

cops: "why did you shoot him????"

littering guy: "he was thretening me"

cops: "carry on"

This is a fuckin stupid idea.

So says Dudley Doright of the Canadian Mounted Police. So tell me Dudley, How's Nell doin' these days, any trouble with Snydley Whiplash?

**Toby** · June 9th, 2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by THE CHAD

chute

I think everyone is seeing things. Someone broke the internet.

:redbeard: :redbeard2: :redbeard: :redbeard2:

NOITALL · June 9th, 2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TOM B

So says Dudley Doright of the Canadian Mounted Police. So tell me Dudley, How's Nell doin' these days, any trouble with Snydley Whiplash?

Sorry I guess I just have a hard time seeing the reason everyone should be afforded the ability to own a gun. Makes no sense at all to me.

"I need a gun cuz someone else might have one " :redbeard:

TOM B · June 9th, 2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

I think everyone is seeing things. Someone broke the internet.

:redbeard: :redbeard2: :redbeard: :redbeard2:

That Quayle guy is at it again.

Vanishing Point · June 9th, 2005, 04:13 PM

If you don't have guns then how will you keep guys with pitbulls from stealing your lawn furniture?

TOM B · June 9th, 2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

Sorry I guess I just have a hard time seeing the reason everyone should be afforded the ability to own a gun. Makes no sense at all to me.

"I need a gun cuz someone else might have one " :redbeard:

Actually statistics prove that in states where concealed weapons are legal, violent crime rates are considerabley lower than other states. It's the theory that the criminals will think twice about who they attack for fear of being on the receiving end of violence rather than the giving end.

**_Mark_** · June 9th, 2005, 04:43 PM

The reason we have guns from the Constitution is to defend ourselves (if the need arises) from our own government. Since Canada has all those French people, arming its citizens would probably be worthless up there anyhow.

Motor City MadMan · June 9th, 2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

Owned by the onion :redbeard2:

Got ya Craig.

OWNED

NOITALL · June 9th, 2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Motor City MadMan

Got ya Craig.

OWNED

FOCKER!

NOITALL · June 9th, 2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TOM B

Actually statistics prove that in states where concealed weapons are legal, violent crime rates are considerabley lower than other states. It's the theory that the criminals will think twice about who they attack for fear of being on the receiving end of violence rather than the giving end.

Statistics furhter prove that here in canada we have even less gun related deaths per capita when compared to the states. Likely because the only guns we have are for shooting animals for food.

I'm not against guns for hunting but having a gun just for the hell of it is a tad outdated.