Is there a Doctor in the house???

[kungfool]

Well, I was drunk last night... I know, I know, hard to believe... Anywaze...

I was stumbling around the house and slammed my foot into the roof of my Viper (Had it leaning against a wall)... I remember it hurt like hell but at the time I didn't care. When I woke up this morning my third toe on my right foot is all purple and suprise suprise... It hurts. I've heard that nothing can really be done about broken toes... Have any of you guys ever broken one??? How long does it take to heal??? Did the toe turn purple on you as well???

Guess I'll have to start self medicating now... so... :kungfool:

[onguardjeff]

Was it really leaning against the wall or was that just your perception?
Possibly you were walking on the wall and the Viper was on the floor.
That would seem to me as if the Viper was leaning.

[samehereasthere]

Foolster....

Try this:
1) Mix one quart of JB with one quart of Pink Lemonade.
2) Blend mixture from #1 above with one pint of Everclear.
3) Add 17 ice cubes (number is important) to mixture. DO NOT SHAKE!(at this point the mixture is "relatively" explosive.)
4) Stir with a #4 wooden spatula counterclockwise (not really needed but will help your hand-eye coordination).
5) Allow pink color to settle at bottom.
5) Set egg timer to 4 minutes and drink mixture completely within this time.
6) Relax and forget about your broken toe...your mind already has at this point.

Hope this helps...
Clark

P.S. Reason for 17 ice cubes?...this will probably be the last time you will be able to count above 10 without some electronic assistance...so I want you to remember the experience.

[kungfool]

:LOL:!!!!!!!!!!!:LOL:

Clark and Jeff.... Thanks brutha's!!!!!!!!!!!

ps Clark... Never to late to learn to play them drums bro.......

I'll teach you myself... Just keep those midget drinks a"coming.....

With tiny umbrella's made for tiny hands.... To stir the TINY DRINKS.

For the fucking LITTLE TOO..........

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh LITTLE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LITTLE ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Cornhead]

Toe fractures in general are treated with taping or any means to keep it lined up with the other toes. A hard soled sandal helps to prevent you from bending it when you walk. Toes usually take 3-4 weeks to settle down, 6-8 weeks to be done healing.
If you broke the bone the the toe is connected to (metatarsal), you may want to have it xrayed to see if it needs pinning, but most don't. Just mash on each bone and see where most of the pain is.
If you happen to get an xray, post it.

[viper spray]

I broke all 5 on one foot in a motorcycle racing crash , they set them by pulling them straight , except one they had to cut open to set. Go get it checked out.