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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10
But this isn't about white trash killing white trash. It's about kids having kids.
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I'll tell ya Chuck... Back when I was 16 years old, I was in a band with two brothers called "Los Coz." Trust me... The name was fitting. I wasn't a fan, as the band only played cover tunes of the 50's 60's and 70's sort... ie, a "Variety Band"... The kind you see at Aunt Edna and Uncle Arthurs renewing of vows or even the snot nosed little hick from the sticks whom you fired 2 month's ago for asking if you thought it would be cool to have a ... Use your imagination... Think "The Wedding Singer"
Anyway... The two brothers... Whom shall remain nameless (Randy and Calvin Combs).... Were pure white trash poster children for the entire white trash nation... I mean these guy's were the KKK's edition of all the stereotypical blonde haired, blue eyed, 6 foot tall Aryan master race cards of Hitler.
(I only played in the band with them because it was a paying gig (way cool for a 16 year old musician) and I could get free beer from all the 60 year old whores with the glue in their teeth who wanted to play with a 16 year old drummer's stick... Yeah baby... I twirl em)
Well the bass player who shall remain nameless as most bass players do (Calvin Combs) was 24 years old at the time... His girlfriend who was TWELVE YEARS OLD AND PREGNANT (and also a distant relative) lived together and were extatic at the expectation of the soon to be arriving little bundle of joy.
"Just imagine all the extra food stamps and government hand-out's that will be accompanying the "little miracle!!!!!!!!!"
I was always sort of..mmm... like... kind of REALLY qeezy AND DISGUSTED BY THE FACT... (I mean I was a kid and here's an even littler KID who's gonna pop one out from (at the time) a really old dude of 24...) And I left the band before the afor said stork ever showed up...
But sometimes I wonder if...
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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10
If you can't afford birth control the government will perform a hysterectomy free of charge. Sorry ladies, but you're the ones that control the population.
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... She ever now wishes...Wonders... When she's standing in the "free cheese" line... Her eye's black from a combination of beatings and crying...
"How different could my life have been... If only I would'a gone down for that free governmental hysterectomy????"
I guess we'll never know....