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Old March 31st, 2005, 09:32 AM   #1
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Alright, enough is enough!!!!!!!

Why the hell can't people flush the Goddamned urinal after taking a piss, I mean it ain't that hard to push one little fucking lever is it? I just walked into the shitter here at work, employee and customer use, and the urinal is dark fucking yellow and stinks to high heaven. How much fucking effort does it take to flush the urinal?

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Old March 31st, 2005, 09:36 AM   #2
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Probably because they know you just fondled yourself, and then touched the lever...
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Old March 31st, 2005, 09:36 AM   #3
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Why the hell can't people flush the Goddamned urinal after taking a piss, I mean it ain't that hard to push one little fucking lever is it? I just walked into the shitter here at work, employee and customer use, and the urinal is dark fucking yellow and stinks to high heaven. How much fucking effort does it take to flush the urinal?

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you're just mad cause you have to clean it before close.

put a note in the employee suggestion box to order some of those big pink urinal cakes.. should make your job a lot more pleasant.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 09:42 AM   #4
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Old March 31st, 2005, 09:47 AM   #5
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Probably because they know you just fondled yourself, and then touched the lever...

You are a bright one, read my post again slowly, this was not after but prior to my entering. And I don't fondle at work, only at home.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:00 AM   #6
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I never do. I'm not touching that shit. Let the janitor do it.
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Re: Alright, enough is enough!!!!!!!

Be grateful that they just don't flush. Here the little fuckers won't step up to the plate and wind up pissing on the floor...short little peckers that they are.....I'm assuming it based on ethnic factors.

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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:09 AM   #8
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So what's wrong with pissing on the floor catwood? Are you bare footed or something at work.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:12 AM   #9
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you're just mad cause you have to clean it before close.

put a note in the employee suggestion box to order some of those big pink urinal cakes.. should make your job a lot more pleasant.

Yeah, you got me, but I still haven't tried that trick you showed me using your tongue to clean it.

If I put the breath mints in, they keep disappearing, you got any idea what they could be used for other than the shitter?
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:14 AM   #10
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I never do. I'm not touching that shit. Let the janitor do it.
You would rather piss in someone elses piss and let it splash on you? Or is your dick so long you can stand back far enough?
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:18 AM   #11
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You are a bright one, read my post again slowly, this was not after but prior to my entering.

My bade...no one used it after the last time you did...So it would appear that YOU are I.P. Freely.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:45 AM   #12
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My bade...no one used it after the last time you did...So it would appear that YOU are I.P. Freely.

Absolutely, I just like to bitch and see if I get caught. But our janitor, you know, one of your compadres, cleans it every night, and this was my first visit of the day.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:47 AM   #13
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shitt.. they cant put one of those in.. all the necks in the service dept would stand infront of it for hours like beavis and butthead.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 10:49 AM   #14
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It's fucking gross......it's tracked all over the floor by the end of the day. This is a professional engieering building......have some fucking respect.

It's not even cold here so there is very little excuse for not being able to pull it out far enough.......

Another suggestion....sit the fuck down if you can't hit the target.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 11:03 AM   #15
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shitt.. they cant put one of those in.. all the necks in the service dept would stand infront of it for hours like beavis and butthead.

I am sorry, no 'necks here, we are on the north shore, Chicago-land, only highly paid, very well socialized technicians here, and they are not allowed in the shitter in question. And it's usually the customers that are mesmerized by new technology.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 11:08 AM   #16
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Sorry guys but in addition to the automatic flush feature, these units contain both video and still cameras. Think about it next time if you're not packing Texas sized sausage.
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You would rather piss in someone elses piss and let it splash on you? Or is your dick so long you can stand back far enough?
How fucking crouched in there do you need to get??? Fuck your dick is plyable I'm assuming. Just aim up into one of the corners.
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Old March 31st, 2005, 11:20 AM   #18
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How fucking crouched in there do you need to get??? Fuck your dick is plyable I'm assuming. Just aim up into one of the corners.

Not a problem aiming, it is just a problem with the intense force of my stream and the volume being released. :thumb:
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Old March 31st, 2005, 11:47 AM   #19
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Re: Alright, enough is enough!!!!!!!

The piss puddle on the floor in front of the urinal really irritates me too. I am in a professional building as well, and I've seen it all, from the piss puddle to the no-flush guy, to the zip-up-and-walk-out-without-washing-hands guy.

It really is unbelievable.
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the zip-up-and-walk-out-without-washing-hands guy.
That's the