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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:38 AM   #1
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I seem to have fucked myself up.
So I'm getting some lovin downstairs on the couch.. One leg on, one off.. Trying to get the job done. Still wearing socks. Wham... Blew my knee out AND my damned shoulder. :bangdesk:
Is this the type of stuff I have to look forward to? It appears I am not aging well.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:40 AM   #2
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Re: I seem to have fucked myself.
Perhaps you should have tried this with a woman, instead of fucking yourself.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:44 AM   #3
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I've heard that if you put too much air into your inflatable doll, it can cause too much rebound. Next time, less air and baby oil....
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:50 AM   #4
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I've heard that if you put too much air into your inflatable doll, it can cause too much rebound. Next time, less air and baby oil....
Perhaps you are onto something... After all of this she really blew.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:55 AM   #5
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So I'm trying to take a dump down on the couch. One leg on, one off.. Trying to get the job done. Still wearing socks. Wham... Blew my knee out AND my damned shoulder. :bangdesk:
Is this the type of stuff I have to look forward to? I hate to wipe It appears I am not aging well.

Matt - why do you always have issues trying to poop?
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:57 AM   #6
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Matt - why do you always have issues trying to poop?
I am happy to say that this has absolutely NOTHING to do with poop, pooping and or the art of poop piling.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 10:23 AM   #7
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:08 AM   #8
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Re: I seem to have fucked myself up.
how fucking old are you Red? I'm 48, totaly out of shape, overweight...I guess that's redundant....

And I can throw down the wood whenever needed without hurting myself. Couch, stairs, bed, floor, backseat.....

If it's too difficult, just turn gay and let someone else do the work....
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:14 AM   #9
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good work taking responsibility.. most hillbillies just say they were born that way.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:18 AM   #10
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how fucking old are you Red? I'm 48, totaly out of shape, overweight...I guess that's redundant....

And I can throw down the wood whenever needed without hurting myself. Couch, stairs, bed, floor, backseat.....

If it's too difficult, just turn gay and let someone else do the work....

I'm 37. We had over 20 people to the house for a little get together over the weekend. The downstairs flooring is tile and I had just had it cleaned/waxed or whatever.. It was slick... A little too slick.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:20 AM   #11
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I'm 37. We had over 20 people to the house for a little get together over the weekend. The downstairs flooring is tile and I had just had it cleaned/waxed or whatever.. It was slick... A little too slick.
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Keep your boots on then! Aren't you from Kentucky? don't let me down....

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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:22 AM   #12
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Born in Campbellsville!

Campbellsville...... Wow.. You really are a hick.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:27 AM   #13
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You should have seen it 48 years ago. My folks are from Liberty...now that's hick!

You know it?
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:33 AM   #14
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You should have seen it 48 years ago. My folks are from Liberty...now that's hick!

You know it?
They are both Hick ish. Start heading a little further east and you get into Corbin, Manchester and the Real woods.

It being that you know the area. Let's say we released Smokin into the woods, right near a big pot feild. How many days do you think he would last?
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:39 AM   #15
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on a ridge or in the holler?
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:41 AM   #16
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on a ridge or in the holler?

Let's say a Holler.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 07:35 PM   #17
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Re: I seem to have fucked myself up.
Definitely a case of "too much hand grease"....Give rosie a break.... :
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 08:07 PM   #18
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Is the dog OK?
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 09:40 PM   #19
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So is this the truth about the guy who was arrested for raping the rottie ???

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