WTF Bitch?

ryan0 · February 17th, 2005, 03:19 PM

so.. im sitting in a drive thru.. like 4 cars behind me..

some skank in a s2000 rolls up and acts like she wants me to let her wedge infront of me.. like its her right as a hot chick.. so she flashes some cheezball smile.. i say no fucking way.. bitch dives her nose infront of my truck and pulls the 'i dont see you' routine.. what the fuck?

now.. a few years back i would have pulled a smokin and kicked the hos door in.. but now im just too lazy and gave her some grief about being and overtanned skank in a POS car..

i blame all you pussy bastards who let these chick merge on the freeway hoping yorue going to get laid.. sack up you younger generation.. beat the hos back down.

WAR I'LL MEET YOU AT THE NEXT TRUCK STOP... WAIT THERE FOR ME!

RedFive · February 17th, 2005, 03:24 PM

Bahahahahaha

RyanO got butted out of line at McDonalds. Oh how funny is this.. And at multiple levels.

**RockStar** · February 17th, 2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Red5

Bahahahahaha

RyanO got butted out of line at McDonalds. Oh how funny is this.. And at multiple levels.

Just imagine. If it was the McDonalds you work at, you could have spit on his burger to add insult to injury.

WAR I'LL GIVE YOU SOME SPECIAL SAUCE

ryan0 · February 17th, 2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Red5

Bahahahahaha

RyanO got butted out of line at McDonalds. Oh how funny is this.. And at multiple levels.

i dont get it..

do you automatically assume it was a race since i was in a parking lot?

did i lose?

RedFive · February 17th, 2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan0

i dont get it..

do you automatically assume it was a race since i was in a parking lot?

did i lose?

OK, That was funny.

**Jeff M** · February 17th, 2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan0

so.. im sitting in a drive thru.. like 4 cars behind me..

some skank in a s2000 rolls up and acts like she wants me to let her wedge infront of me.. like its her right as a hot chick.. so she flashes some cheezball smile.. i say no fucking way.. bitch dives her nose infront of my truck and pulls the 'i dont see you' routine.. what the fuck?

now.. a few years back i would have pulled a smokin and kicked the hos door in.. but now im just too lazy and gave her some grief about being and overtanned skank in a POS car..

i blame all you pussy bastards who let these chick merge on the freeway hoping yorue going to get laid.. sack up you younger generation.. beat the hos back down.

WAR I'LL MEET YOU AT THE NEXT TRUCK STOP... WAIT THERE FOR ME!

I HATE people that do that shit!!! It doesn't even have to be hot chicks. People in general will, for example, clearly see that the left lane ends and they need to merge into the other lane. What do all these fuckers do?? They drive all the way up to the cones/barrels and just start moving in front of people. Sometimes I'd like to go all Jack Nicholson on them and beat on their car with a golf club!

ryan0 · February 17th, 2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff M

They drive all the way up to the cones/barrels and just start moving in front of people!

get a truck.. stick em in the wall..

thats just assholes being assholes.. im offended by the chicks that smile like its a free pass.. must have worked for most of their lives and they think it still applies..

WAR DONT SMILE.. START SUCKIN!

RedFive · February 17th, 2005, 03:38 PM

Don't be shy, ask to see the boobies.

ryan0 · February 17th, 2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Red5

Don't be shy, ask to see the boobies.

you shouldnt be so proud of your boobies... thats just gross

RedFive · February 17th, 2005, 04:02 PM

Ummmm, I'm talking about hers.

SupremeSCViper · February 17th, 2005, 04:51 PM

Truck...grill guard...."I'm so terribly sorry...I didn't see you" Call my insurance company....bu-bye.

**Whitebeard** · February 17th, 2005, 05:08 PM

Cement bumper guards.

easy to fix, pour new ones.

ooppss sorry, was that a Benzzz

Well it benz flattened

City · February 17th, 2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff M

I HATE people that do that shit!!! It doesn't even have to be hot chicks. People in general will, for example, clearly see that the left lane ends and they need to merge into the other lane. What do all these fuckers do?? They drive all the way up to the cones/barrels and just start moving in front of people. Sometimes I'd like to go all Jack Nicholson on them and beat on their car with a golf club!

This is too funny!

WAR THIS IS MY FAWKING LIFE! :fist:

Viper · February 17th, 2005, 05:27 PM

You should have flicked a booger on her.

ryan0 · February 17th, 2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Viper

You should have flicked a booger on her.

i flicked a lit cigarette trying to land it on her top/trunk crease.. but i missed.. heh

viper spray · February 17th, 2005, 08:19 PM

So , you got stuffed by a Bimbo and she smoked you to the window! Ha, it must suck to get beat by a girl in a ricer who out ballzed your truck. [image]http://www.viperalley.com/attach/data/1/484624-gaysex.gif[/image]

Jamal Austin · February 17th, 2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Redbeard

Cement bumper guards.

easy to fix, pour new ones.

ooppss sorry, was that a Benzzz

Well it benz flattened

Haha.

When I get cut off I just let it go. If they catch my girlfriend in the same situation they won't be so lucky.