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Old February 11th, 2005, 11:43 PM   #1
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Any funny business names you know of ??

There's a road in Brainerd Minnesota off of Gull lake named "Gull Dam Rd", so someone decided it would be funny to open a bar on that road named:

The Dag Gum Bar on Gull Dam Road

That's kinda funny, but there's also a Liquor store in Wisconsin named:

Beaver Liquors

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Old February 12th, 2005, 12:03 AM   #2
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Old February 12th, 2005, 12:12 AM   #3
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Pink Taco. A restaurant in the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas from what I recall.
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Old February 12th, 2005, 12:15 AM   #4
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Beaver Utah is pretty damn funny. Good lookin women around there as well.
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Old February 12th, 2005, 03:38 AM   #5
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Re: Any funny business names you know of ??

* Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Svce Inc
* The Belcher Co Of NY
* "I Move The Earth" Dirt Cheap Inc
* A Pane In The Glass
* Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
* Beauty & The Beach
* Body & Sole
* Buy & Large
* Allied Killer Force Inc
* Disaster Masters Inc
* Bash Gal Inc
* My Family's Nuts
# Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage, Walla Walla, WA.
# Fruit-Filled Ministries (storefront church and bakery), Talladega, AL.
# El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop, Boston, MA.
# Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries, Clatskamie, OR.
# Indian Spices & Appliances, Arlington, VA.
# Meats & Movies, Broken Bow, OK.
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Old February 12th, 2005, 10:05 AM   #6
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Re: Any funny business names you know of ??

In Freeport, NY there is a screw and fastener manufacturer called:
"THE ROYAL SCREW"
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Old February 12th, 2005, 10:07 AM   #7
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West Palm Beach septic cleaning biz: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
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Old February 12th, 2005, 11:47 AM   #8
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Re: Any funny business names you know of ??

Found another close one:
Deer Park, NY

Royal Screw Machine Inc
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Old February 12th, 2005, 12:06 PM   #9
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My company name is "PLT Enterprises" as in Pimp Like That
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Old February 12th, 2005, 12:54 PM   #10
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Anyone ever drive through Joplin Mo on I-44 ??

There's a huge company on the south side of the Freeway with the only name on the building in about TEN foot letters all lit up.............


FAG


What the heck is that ?? What do they manufacture there, or sell ??
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Old February 12th, 2005, 06:01 PM   #11
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Here in Dallas, we have a business that the trucks read " Cowboy Coring, your hole is our goal".
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Old February 12th, 2005, 07:41 PM   #12
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Phukit - restaurant
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Old February 12th, 2005, 07:49 PM   #13
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FAG makes bearings.
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Old February 12th, 2005, 08:52 PM   #14
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The convienence store I built and ran for seven years was named: Fuelin' Around
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Old February 16th, 2005, 01:51 PM   #15
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I once owned a restaurant that I named after myself.
It was only later that someone pointed out the problem I had obviously overlooked.
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There is a Vietnamese noodle house here (the soup is called "pho") named
Pho Kim Long
I always thought that was funny.
Capitol Ave between Montague and 680 for you locals

Also, Runnr send me a t-shirt from a bait shop in his old stomping grounds (5 years ago or so). Master-Baiter is the name of the shop. I wear it proudly.
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Old February 17th, 2005, 02:51 AM   #17
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Some lawyer firms, auditing firms can end up with really bad combos with the wrong partners.

Something like "Brown, Yellow and Smelly."
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Old February 17th, 2005, 08:24 AM   #18
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Restaraunt on Osan, Air Base in south Korea: The Pu Pu Hut
Law Firm in Phoenix, AZ where my Ex-Mother in law worked many many years ago:
Finger & Cider

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Old February 17th, 2005, 08:25 AM   #19
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Re: Any funny business names you know of ??

There's a real estate company near me called "Rusty Kruty".

I always get a kick out of that one, but my favorite for some reason has always been "Fluke Transport".

Their slogan is "If it gets there on time, it's a Fluke".
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Old February 17th, 2005, 04:33 PM   #20
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There was a gas station out in Steamboat when I went out there last year skiing that we got a big kick out of called the

Cum N Go
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