I know some of you hate when I type my relationship stories on here... so if you are one of them quit reading.
So I have been dating this girl for about 4 and a half months. In all honesty, she has been pretty much living at my house. I bought her a car.
Anyway, on Wednesday, we are laying in bed, and she is telling me how much she loves me and how close she feels to me. She says she never thought she would feel like she does with me. I tell her I feel the same.
On Thursday she wants to have "girl time" and hang out with her friends. Cool. On Friday, she asks if I will be mad if she hangs out with her friends again. I tell her not at all.
I get drunk later that night, and I decide to text message this girl named Sheila. I don't like Sheila, she doesn't like me. I text her, "You are banned from every tanning at my salon again. Your money will be refunded. Go somewhere else."
Sheila's friend Amber calls me back. She says, "Mike don't be mad at Sheila. She had nothing to do with Adrienne (my girlfriend at the time) hooking back up with Keelie."
I was like, "huh" and she says, "We all asked Adrienne WTF she was doing, but she wanted to be with K."
Keelie is her exboyfriend....
so I called my friend and asked her where K lives. She took me there, and lo and behold, my girlfriend is staying with him. I just took my car back. Then Adrienne calls me and asks how I could do that to her... how could I take her car... I asked her, "How can you fucken call me right now asking about your car when you just spent the night at your exboyfriends house? Fuck off have a nice life."
So they all came over my house. The ex boyfriend, my ex bitch... The ex boyfriend wanted to fight me. I was not about to get in a fight over that bitch. No way in the world I was going to give her that pleasure. He could have socked me and I still wouldn't have fought him over that bitch. Skinny little boy. Anyway, he was in my face asking me why I took her car. I looked at him and I said, "Her car? This is my car... she hasn't paid a cent on it. Dude, if you were with someone for close to 5 months and she fucked someone else, would you leave her the car?" and he said, "Wait you guys have been dating?" and I was like "She has been fucking living here for close to 5 months." and he backed off. His entire demeanor changed. Then that bitch cunt sucker said, "I was not dating you!" WTF WTF WTF She is so afraid of him that she is lying to him. SO I yelled to my neighbors who were standing there wanting to fight, "Has she been living here or not?" and they all agreed she had.
I called her a few names like dirt bag, slut, whore, and crap like that. She left. But OMG I have never ever in my life been dogged that hard. I got so dogged. Jesus.
I want to beat his ass. But I will not fight over that cunt. Fuck that. Fuck her. That would make her happy probably. Fucken slut.
Well, since you are single, you get to have *sex*. In *actual vaginas*! Emphasis on the plural.
As a married man, I...get to pay bills. That's *kinda* like getting fucked.
PS. I scored some major points today. My wife had our newborn son suckling on her breast, while our 20 month old was nestled on her lap. "Well, you have one man sucking your tits, and another between your legs at the same time. Kinda reminds your twenties, doesn't it?" I'm just so good at romance.
Hey Mike I feel your pain, but as was discussed months ago you can't get attached to them, especially the whooaahs. I'll bet you fucked her the first night you met her... or could have. So why did you expect her to be true to you?
Actually I did fuck her the first night. I didn't like that. You are right... I never doubted my ex wife... She made me wait months.... I am just upset and drunk. But thanks.
mission accomplished 