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Old January 17th, 2005, 08:41 AM   #1
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LITTLETON, Colorado (AP) -- A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth -- a four-inch (10-centimeter) nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.

A nail gun backfired on Lawler, 23, on January 6 while working in Breckenridge, a ski resort town in the central Colorado mountains. The tool sent a nail into a piece of wood nearby, but Lawler didn't realize a second nail had shot through his mouth, said his sister, Lisa Metcalse.

Following the accident, Lawler had what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. On Wednesday, after painkillers and ice didn't ease the pain, he went to a dental office where his wife, Katerina, works.

"We all are friends, so I thought the (dentists) were joking ... then the doctor came out and said 'There's really a nail,"' Katerina Lawler said. "Patrick just broke down. I mean, he had been eating ice cream to help the swelling."

He was taken to a suburban Denver hospital, where he underwent a four-hour surgery. The nail had plunged 1 1/2 inches (4 centimeters) into his brain, barely missing his right eye, Metcalse said.

"This is the second one we've seen in this hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and didn't actually realize the nail had been imbedded in their skull," neurosurgeon Sean Markey told KUSA-TV in Denver. "But it's a pretty rare injury."

Lawler was recovering Sunday in the hospital, where he was expected to spend several more days.

Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills between $80,000 and $100,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband is in good spirits.

"The doctors said, 'If you're going to have a nail in the brain, that's the way you want it to be,"' she said. "He's the luckiest guy, ever."




How in the hell could he have not known that a nail had shot into his skull?
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Old January 17th, 2005, 08:50 AM   #2
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

How in the hell would you not know about having a nail in your head...?
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Old January 17th, 2005, 08:54 AM   #3
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You would have to be a numbskull...
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Old January 17th, 2005, 08:56 AM   #4
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

Guess he nailed it then, eh?
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Old January 17th, 2005, 09:00 AM   #5
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

Yup, you hit the nail right on the head. (Or in the head)
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Old January 17th, 2005, 09:04 AM   #6
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

How could he not know???? I mean, really!??
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Old January 17th, 2005, 09:49 AM   #7
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

100,000 to remove the nail in his head. That's what's wrong with health care... What else did they do besides pull the fucker out? Damn Doctors. Unreal.
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:00 AM   #8
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100,000 to remove the nail in his head. That's what's wrong with health care... What else did they do besides pull the fucker out? Damn Doctors. Unreal.

I think they had to caulk, sand, primer, and paint the hole, too.
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:17 AM   #9
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100,000 to remove the nail in his head. That's what's wrong with health care... What else did they do besides pull the fucker out? Damn Doctors. Unreal.
No one forced him to have it removed! If it's too expensive for him, then just leave it. Probably would rust away eventually....
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:19 AM   #10
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I think they had to caulk, sand, primer, and paint the hole, too.




On another note, perhaps he was inebriated when he was working? I can't see how someone can't tell when a nail shoots into their skull and brain if they were sober?
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:20 AM   #11
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

A little toooo mcuh iron in your diet???
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:35 AM   #12
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Bet that was hard to swallow..
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

Well how in the living hell did it get there??? It looks at if it went through the roof of his mouth! Was he giving the nail gun head when the HUGE nail accidentally got lodged in his BRAIN???
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Old January 17th, 2005, 10:59 AM   #14
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

Kind of makes you wonder what kind of a position he was in to make the nail go into the roof of his mouth....
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Old January 17th, 2005, 11:00 AM   #15
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My theory is that he's a mouthbreather and left it gaping open while he was nailing stuff.
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

I'd have removed it with a claw hammer for $50.
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Old January 17th, 2005, 03:04 PM   #17
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No one forced him to have it removed! If it's too expensive for him, then just leave it. Probably would rust away eventually....
Probabley galvanized, take too long.
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Old January 17th, 2005, 03:12 PM   #18
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If it went through his eye, I bet he would have seen it.
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If it went through his eye, I bet he would have seen it.
I didn't "see" that one coming, either did he.

If his wife works at his dentist, don't ya think she would have offered to take a peak for him when he complained of a tooth ache?
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Old January 17th, 2005, 03:37 PM   #20
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Re: My tooth hurts Doc.

If it had been a real gun, he wouldn't have felt anything. It wouldn't have required removal either.

What kind of freakin' dim bulb points a nail gun at his head from the backside of a 2-by anyway?
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