In just two and a half days...
Looks to me, this is what happened?
Foolie and Rockstar finally had a face off in a crowded public area, but Rockstar pussied out and gave up the title before the fight. Foolie celebrated by getting drunk and higher-ing quite the impressive stable of lawyers...
Meanwhile stateside, Chad sold his car to buy a CC and made it street legal and was then attacked by DC's litigation arm because he voided a contract. Foolie came to the aid with hi stable, though, and things returned to normalcy. A bit thumbs up goes to IWantOne as she appears to have been the person who turned Chad in!
PBG (Peanut buttery and GELLY?) Finally lived up to her name (or the latter part) and posted her slightly disturbing snowmen (and women). They appear to have been well received.
DNR took a respite from doing Foolies legal bidding to visit LV with MCMM. This appears to have been a rather hedonistic weekend at worst, and certainly not the consumer electronics show at best.
I think a moment of silence is in order here. Someone finally visited LV and saw copious amounts of females and their "parts" while consuming alcoholic beverages, AND IT WASN'T ROCKSTAR. Christ, this place is going to pot!
The animals seem to have played a large roll in these last few days as well. WhiteViper finally went Hollywood and began making bestiality films with his snakes. Then came the magical exploding deer, followed by Jokers cat (which is beautiful by the way) and a few dogs (in bother humorous and serious threads.)
On a serious note, I would like to wish all the dogs the best.

Heres to Titan and Crunch!
Back to the realm of people, it seems Joker finally grew a set and told the corporate world to fuck off. Good Luck on the business venture, man! How about "About Time Adjusters"???
And for those of you who care, which I know is few if any, I have been hiding. Actually, I have had some rather large problems (for me at least) that have required all of my attention and about 200 miles of travel.
Oh, and before I forget, fuck you Denny, no one wants to hear about your sub-50 year old retired ass and how tan it is getting at your "winter" house on the Florida coast. :fist:
EDIT: I forgot to mention a return of
the ick even though I was not here for the first coming. (pun intended) SE and WW probably wont read this though, as they are either planning (or carrying out) an attempt to be debaucherous in even SouthWestern state.
We also had a few new members to the Presidents Clubs (wow!) Congrats (and thanks?) to Biggest, Foolie and THE CHAD.
Did anyone even notice me missing?