Redsnake and I went on a little road trip to Shreveport a couple of weeks ago to clear our minds and pockets. After a long long long night of gambling, we headed back to Big D. I felt a mad rumble in my belly about half way there so we stopped at a little restaurant in Tyler, TX called Tio's to get a bite to eat. Whooas and gentlemense, you won't believe what I found!!! It is a very clear picture of Gary Coleman on MY toast!!! I know, I know, it's hard to believe, but it appeared there plain as day! I only saw it after I took a couple of bites out of the sacred toast, which I now obviously regret. Anyway, this toast has brought me great luck! Since it was placed in my hands, I found a quarter on a sidewalk, I dodged a flying squirt of bird poo, I paid my mortgage on time, and I saved almost 10 percent on my grocery bill with my Kroger card!! I regretfully need to place it up for sale to buy a Race Tested nitrous system for my Viper. Desperate times call for desperate actions! Please PM me with offers. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!!
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No Gary Colemans were harmed in the making of this toast.
I'll give you yesterdays' dallas morning news and a handful of chucky cheese tokens.
That just might get me a used Racetested nitrous system!!! Throw in some straws from McDonalds that I can use for nitrous lines, and we might just have a deal! Wow, that was quick! Any better bids? Going...going...
Carrot, please refrain from making light of the sacred cheese sandwich and of the sacrosanct limey gas administration unit. Anyone that read the thread in Viper discussions knows our boy wizard laid the wood to you. Now you go dissin' the church and our big brothers across the pond in one post, I'm afraid I can't stand for it.
Delete this thread immediately, or suffer the overwhelming wrath of the god-backed Brits.
You need straws, bud you got the hookup! Kelly works at Sonic and she can get you straws for lines and foam cups for insulation and probably a couple of old syrup bottles for carrying race fuel. (You won't mind the cherry limeade scent to it will ya?)
25% sound fair? I need at least $43 so I can buy a new Racetested nitrous system!
25% is very fair. I'm thinking that we'll probably net $0.10, so you would owe me $.025 cents. Being that Gary Coleman isn't as high on the A list in Hollywood anymore, the sacred toast probably isn't going to fetch as much had this miracle happened 20 years ago. But hey, it's worth a shot. Anything else we can add to the ebay auction (testimonials from others) to fetch maybe $.20? Seems like 15 cents may work for tooofast (if you can go used?).
Let's do it! It sorta looks like Mr. Drummond too, do you think it will bring more if we say it's him instead of Arnold? White guy... white bread... might match better!
This is too good to be true.
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