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My yearly heiny invasion was today!!
Yup...the old yearly rectal exam!! Doc greases up his latex glove with extra KY Jelly and says to "drop em" and assume the postion, bending over the end of the exam table. I sheepishly (no pun intended) do so...expecting the worst. As soon as he inserts his finger, I make the comment..."WHOA, someone at the back door". Well, he starts laughing and pulls out his finger. We had a good laugh. Then, he tells me to assume the postion again, as my comment interrupted his exam, and that he had to do it all over again.
Next year.....I'll shut my fucking mouth!!
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