WHO WANTS TO BUY AN ATVILE???

**kungfool** · December 1st, 2004, 01:42 AM

Selling cheap. I've offered this lil whore for less than a penny and still I have no take-ers.......

I'm giving it away for free now.... who wants to take it home... keep it in the celler... and hose it off once a month???

Very low maintenance... In fact if you forget it's locked away in the closet... NO WORRIES!!!... it can survive on culling cockroaches and licking the lead paint from off of the walls.

Giving It away for free to an abusive home.... Who wants it???

FOOL
-KING OF ATVILE........

**kungfool** · December 1st, 2004, 01:56 AM

It's early in the bidding folks.....

Don't miss out!!!

Bidding ends tomorrow after-noon at 5:00

Place yer bets as soon as possible.

FOOL
-KING OF ATVILE......

**kungfool** · December 1st, 2004, 01:58 AM

ANYONE?????????????

remster · December 1st, 2004, 02:01 AM

ok, the plastic button, and a scratched off pulltab! My last offer!

**kungfool** · December 1st, 2004, 02:08 AM

OK cheers Remmy..... But we'll have to see what happens tomorrow... bidding doesn't end until 5:00 Pacific Time.

Sorry bro.... I know you wanted to bitch-slap that cheap fucking dime-store fucking whore for all the grief she didn't give (excellent stand in tho) over the Lasen job.

Dude... bid five cents and you can beat the fucking piss out of her allllll night long and get ALLLL aggression out.

Bidders.... Lets GO!!!

Mark O · December 1st, 2004, 03:55 AM

Pick out two.

One, two.

Plink!

**Whitebeard** · December 1st, 2004, 04:12 AM

Having just discussed this my family in Saudi, they bid two pair of sheep, and a goat. (they need to rotate stock)

**catwood** · December 1st, 2004, 09:24 AM

is she a midget?

Denny Wagner · December 1st, 2004, 09:52 AM

No thanks......I'll keep my sheep!! At least they exhibit a LITTLE intellegence!!